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Indecency

Post 141

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Would that make me the first naked person in the history of h2g2? I wonder... okay, show of hands, who would prefer I remained clothed?


Indecency

Post 142

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

do you have a big yellow chicken costume to put on?


Indecency

Post 143

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Sadly... yes.


Indecency

Post 144

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

how about a prurple dinosaur then? (sad chickens are not wonderful)


Indecency

Post 145

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

How about a compromise? I dress as a purple chicken. And smile. (I tried posting this once before, but it didn't show up, so if this is here twice...)


Indecency

Post 146

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

what about Barney?


Indecency

Post 147

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I'm against Barney.


Purple chicken

Post 148

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

do you reckon Mezza will be able to do Purple chicken smilies?


Purple chicken

Post 149

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Could be tricky


Purple chicken

Post 150

saffire

if you dress up like barney i think ill have to run away screaming from this forum...smiley - bigeyes
-saffire


Purple chicken

Post 151

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I would never dress up like Barney. It's against my religion. My question is, why would you run screaming with me as Barney, but no mention of that when the question was me undressing? Quite frankely, one's not much less scarey than the other! 8-O


Purple chicken

Post 152

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

I think Barney is just a very scary thought.

How about a mauve chicken, can you do that?


Purple chicken

Post 153

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Refresh my memory on mauve... is that a sort of burgandy/pruple color?


Purple chicken

Post 154

saffire

a purple chicken might almost look psychedellic...
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but no, not quite...itd be just as frightening as a purple dinosaur or a certain irvwash without clothes on!
-saffiresmiley - bigeyes


Purple chicken

Post 155

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I don't think that a purple chicken is as scary as Barney or my nudeness... psycadelic, maybe...


Purple chicken

Post 156

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

mauve, being less of a shoking colour than purple is psychologically kinder (often seen on hospital walls), so would possibly be less frightening for saffires.


Muave chicken

Post 157

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I'll right then, into the muave chicken outfit it is! But turn your eyes while I change!


Muave chicken

Post 158

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

okay
*back turned, eyes firmly shut, all mirrors and mirroring surfaces in vicinity covered, security cameras & other surveillance equipment shot out*
let me know when it is safe


Muave chicken

Post 159

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Okay, I'm in the costume now, thanks, you can turn around...


Muave chicken

Post 160

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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