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Post 121

saffire

oooo yes...a favorite of mine is napkins...smiley - bigeyes
-saffire


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Post 122

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

I have a number of new to UK American friends, including one flat mate

she said "I went to sleep in her pants"
over here, pants are men's underwear NOT anything a girl wears!

another one is rubbers. We use them to rub out pencil marks. ie erasers.
One English bloke I heard of (was it a boyfriend of someone on h2g2?) was in a stationers in America and shouted to her "don't forget the rubbers" over the crowd. I really can't imagine her embarrasment.

Vests - are underwear we wear to keep warm. We call the sleevless jackets waistcoats

Suspenders - keep ladies' (and NOT ladies') stockings up. Not mens' trousers, we use braces for that.

but what is the thing about napkins? I haven't heard of that.


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Post 123

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

So THAT'S what a waistcoat is! I've always wondered! Anyhow, I've always heard that in the UK "napkins" are, er, um, feminine hygine products. In the US we use them to wipe your face at a restaraunt, and need them when we set the table.


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Post 124

saffire

yep yep yep...
how did english english and american english get to be so different???


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Post 125

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I should think that it's fairly simple... Distance of so many miles across an ocean and all that, slang in different parts of America is very different, and we've got land between us, so the development of language between the US and the UK, seperated by the big body of water can get to be pretty big. And alot of the words that are different are probably words that only fell into common usage after the American Revolution (ie, the boot v the trunk of the car), so it's not too suprising. Of course, what I like best is that in the US, saying "I'm stuffed" means you've eaten way too much. But in NZ, saying "I'm stuffed" means that you're pregnant. They've got the coolest slang for "bald" there, too. "Eggshell blonde" they call it...


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Post 126

saffire

eggshell blond...heehee...that almost makes it sound glamoroussmiley - winkeye
-saffire


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Post 127

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Well, I personally think that guys who go bald with pride are definately more glamorous than guys who buy cheap hair peices, or try to comb it over...


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Post 128

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

someone's been kidding you

in the uk, napkins are laid at tables and then over the lap to protect you form crumbs

we use facecloths and handkercheifs to wipe our faces

fem hyg prods are towels or "st"s
but no-one confuses hand or bath towels with them, and no-one will think st's if you say towels


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Post 129

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Hm... Guess someone pulled the towel over my eyes.


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Post 130

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

boo hoo smiley - sadface that was awful!!!!!!!


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Post 131

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Sorry, I couldn't resist.


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Post 132

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

smiley - fishsmiley - fish
*slaps round face with wet fish*
smiley - fishsmiley - fish


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Post 133

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

now I'm going to smell all funny!


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Post 134

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

*hands over a clothes peg*


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Post 135

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

do you expect me to change right here in front of everyone?


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Post 136

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

it is for your nose!


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Post 137

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

oh... okay. (embarassed grin)


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Post 138

The Lizard

Put your clothes back on, Irving!


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Post 139

saffire

WHOAH THERE!
i leave and come back and people are getting neked???
hahaha...smiley - bigeyes
-saffire


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Post 140

The Lizard

This has the potential to become one of the most exciting forums on h2g2! smiley - bigeyes


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