h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hope the people I value and call friends on h2g2 wouldn't want to stop being friendly with me.

I don't understand why someone would even ask this question.

Friendship is one of the most very precious things in life.

Yeah, plenty won't *get* you..but friends always will..because *respect* is at the heart of it. Respect for your difference as a person and an enjoyment and pleasure about that.

I think we should all be a bit friendlier to be honest. Especially to me.

I accept gifts and donations from all my friends. So stump up.

**has extreme difficulty concealing his mirth at Post 43**

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Some people have been flame-grilling this newbie.

(**)

You were done to a turn, darlink!


*takes a bit out of the rump*

Ooh what was that.

*wafts Lil away with trunk*

We need a sharp pointy stick smiley

Ooh sorry I didn't mean to knock you over.

*dusts Lil off carefully*

I would like to remind you that I am very cute and wooly...

... and fourteen foot high at the shoulder. That is a LOT of cute and woolly....!

*spits out the wool*

So this wasn't the spit-roasted ?

I seem to be alive.

At least I think I am?

*ponders philosophical point*

I have decided to trade on my cuteness as a means of preventing people eating me. I think that's what works for cats...

But... (thinks of bad pun involving eating and pussy-cats before deciding not to)

*nods at swl*.. That might be safest

#47 There is a place for little mammy as well as pappy moths in hootoo land. You may have been lost but we have found you now