h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Oven Ready Frozen Squirrel - May Contain Nuts.'

I weaseled out of cooking entirely today, unless scrambled eggs count. That's the good thing about living alone!

Oven Ready Frozen Weasel. May Contain......Voles?

if you are what you eat does that mean vegetarians make for the healthy option of a canabil diet

I hate vegetarians. They eat my food´s food.

My husband is a vegetarian one step removed. He eats things that eat plants.

The odd thing about peanuts is that, although they're not nuts, they do have the same effect on people with nut allergies!

some people are alergic to peanuts but not nuts

Lurgies are a ing problem. You can choke on one brand of peanuts and devour the other by the ton until you change the detergent you wash your unspeakables with. Find a who figures that out.

my only allergy is to freshly cut grass, its very annoying this time of year

Don´t eat it then.

but then.... what would i have in my salad?

I just had a mental (completely mental) image of you with a salad bowl, chasing the lawnmower.

nah just tape it on the back so it can collect it while you cut,

But you don´t burn so many calories while harvesting. My mother is happy since I´ve moved away - I no longer steal nuts and bolts from her mower to use on my bike.

well it makes it easier if the wheels aren't falling off when you try to cut the grass