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A jolly good plan to save the planet
Pheroneous II Posted Oct 2, 2009
***Puffing, panting and very pink. Looks down at rippling torso and realises ripples are, in fact, waves***
Pinky, wait for me!! Are you sure the tide is not going out quicker than I can run. I'll just walk for a bit. Or can I just stand and watch you frolicking in the waves. In your bikini. Please. If you don't mind. Phew.
***Also notices strange hairy thing appearing rythmically from behind rock. Looking distinctly like a male posterior.***
What on earth???
A jolly good plan to save the planet
Pinky Posted Oct 6, 2009
*Pinky turns,takes her sunglasses off ,can't believe what she sees*
Phero,do you want a weapon ? Get that piece of driftwood *Pinky points to the long piece of driftwood at her feet >>>>>>>>>*
Go on then Phero,I'll follow ,we need to investigate this ,it could be a rare creature ,like something from the deep lagoon ..or something ....
*Pinky runs upto Phero,hides behind him *
A jolly good plan to save the planet
Pheroneous II Posted Oct 10, 2009
Pinky, put your sunglasses back on, this is not going to be pretty. Come on, lets whack it.
***Creeps toward rock, driftwood plank raised***
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