h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How many?

Which one?

How did it happen?

Me well

One '1'

My left leg

Front wheel snapped off my electric wheelchair I was not wearing a belt so was lauched BANG hit the tarmac of my Uni, hall of residance car park.

my left elbow..slipped in the kitchen..had to have it reconstructed with a metal hinge!

Ouch Serephina

nah tramadols great

Yes I had that my leg killed.

Wrecked my right ankle when tackled badly at football at 17 years of age, had to have ligament reconstruction surgery 10 years later.

Didn't break it though. Wish I had, think it would be better now

Ouch Orcus

I may have broken my little toe once but I expect everyone's done that

I fractured my coccix in Nov 2003, just about healed now I think, least it doesn't give me the pain it used to.

I fractured or broke the joint on my longest finger on my left hand, whilst in goal at school.
I fractured my forearm on what side I can't now remember, when iceskating whilst drunk on a school tripl.
I fractured or broke my big toe on my left foot some time around Christmas just gone I thnk, maybe before that, when I got into a arguement and then a fight with a brick wall whilst drunk.
Never went to a doctor for any of them, all healted prety well as far as I can tell.

Erm does not count 2legs. I ment full cast or pins etc........

Got my nose broken by some friendly chavs, no proper bones broken though...

Whats a chav?

I ask again.......... What's a chav?

Fell over when I was around 10 or 11 years old, playing in the garden... ran inside crying, my mum did the usual trick of asking me if I could move my wrist... No problem - I could move it normally, although it did hurt abit... With the help of an ice pack I was back outside playing half an hour later...

A week later on, I stand up from the table, leaning on it with my left arm to steady myself and collapse on the floor in a heap screaming in pain...

Off to Casualty I go - and guess what - I'd been walking around with a broken arm for a week and just thought it ached a bit.

Moral of the story - don't let anyone fool you into believing that if you can move your wrist you haven't broken anything!

Yes my sister broke her leg age 3 and doctor did not beleive my mum so waited a few days and 2nd doctor confirmed it was.

A chav is currently popular stereotype Lord Wolfenden.

A chave drives a souped up old knacker with full body kit and those silly diode lights. He listens to nothing but modern R&B/hip hope. He wears a baseball cap, shell suit and as much jewellery as possible (nothing tasteful though) and has the intellect of a retarted stegosaurus.

Broke my left digitalis in ´98 whilst fighting with latex swords(normally used for LARP(did one two weeks before, first and last time). Went straight on to work and thought it was a verse-dipping, two weeks later, when my finger was still swollen an blue, I went to a doc who showed me the x-ray picture and offered me to break it again, in order to mend the dislocation...
my finger still looks preety creepy ...

I broke somebody else's finger once.

It was an accident though.

so was the fracture of mine...you are forgiven.