h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Since they already have a what just happened thread, i've made a thread to say what you're about to do. Now I'm going to go to the what just happend thread and tell them I made this thread.

I am going for food soon.

I am about to be amazed anyone actualy looked at his thread.

The World will end on day.

I am going to have a cigarette soonish...

I am still going to be amazed any one replyed to this. I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

If you smoke cigarettes you will get lung cancer.

I'm about to tell you that Cigarets have ammoina in them.

Not necessarily, and we all die anyhow, I woulnd't cross that road if I were you you might get hit by an articulated lorry; I did a decade or so ago.

I'm about to apoplogise that I just misspelled my last post.

I am going to say if you want to smoke it's your funeral.

how did you get hit with a loory a decade ago?
I just got around to being amazed people replyed to this thread.

I heard that cigaretts have ingedients found in dog feces in them.

Ok I'm sorry. My last post was just gross. But smoking is bad.

Hey? Where is everybody? Is any one still here?

Hello? Is any one reading this?

Fine. I'm leaving.

Smoking will get banned in shopping centres full stop.

xcubeds you are going to leave because you are getting huffy.

Smoking Is just gross.