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"Your Mama" Jokes:
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Started conversation May 4, 2005
Your Mama's so fat, when she got lost they had to use all four sides of the Milk Carton!
"Your Mama" Jokes:
Hoovooloo Posted May 4, 2005
Your mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
These jokes got so old among my cousins and their friends that they formed their own version of Godwin's Law. Basically anyone who felt they'd lost an argument said "Yeah, well... ya mum fat." Thus signifying that they'd exhausted rational argument and conceded the point grudgingly. Great stuff.
H.
"Your Mama" Jokes:
Gnomon - time to move on Posted May 4, 2005
Your mama's so fat it takes four men to lift her, two abreast.
"Your Mama" Jokes:
Yelbakk Posted May 4, 2005
Your Mama is so fat - when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Y.
"Your Mama" Jokes:
Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted May 4, 2005
Your Mama's so fat she gets +8 to her AC. 
"Your Mama" Jokes:
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted May 4, 2005
You're Mama's so fat, when she jumped in the pool she caused a Tidal Wave!
"Your Mama" Jokes:
tzjin_anthony_ks Posted May 4, 2005
No one thinking of anything but fat?
Yo mama's so hairy, Bill gates couldnt pay for her haircut
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped in an airplane, it turned into s submarine
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry
Yo mama's like a shotgun... five cocks and she's loaded.
"Your Mama" Jokes:
tzjin_anthony_ks Posted May 4, 2005
oops... was that last one too much? if so, 
!!
"Your Mama" Jokes:
mazie (returning soon...) Posted May 4, 2005
your mamas so fat when she hung her knickers out to dry there was a solar eclipse
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A Super Furry Animal Posted May 4, 2005
Your mama's so fat that when she went swimming in the Indian ocean...
RF
"Your Mama" Jokes:
pedro Posted May 4, 2005
Your mama so fat
when I screwed her I burnt my ass on the light-bulb.
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"Your Mama" Jokes:
- 1: Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" (May 4, 2005)
- 2: Hoovooloo (May 4, 2005)
- 3: apassingmaniac (May 4, 2005)
- 4: Gnomon - time to move on (May 4, 2005)
- 5: Yelbakk (May 4, 2005)
- 6: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (May 4, 2005)
- 7: Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" (May 4, 2005)
- 8: tzjin_anthony_ks (May 4, 2005)
- 9: tzjin_anthony_ks (May 4, 2005)
- 10: mazie (returning soon...) (May 4, 2005)
- 11: A Super Furry Animal (May 4, 2005)
- 12: butler-the-chimp (May 4, 2005)
- 13: pedro (May 4, 2005)
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