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flat-baja Started conversation Apr 20, 2005
Cuppa tea, a smoke and a chocolate hobnob.
mmm
sorry if this is in the wrong place im new 'ere.
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted Apr 20, 2005
welcome!!
plain hobnobs are nicer 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 20, 2005
But neither are as nice as a rich tea or a ginger nut 
~== 
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted Apr 20, 2005
rich tea? 
boooorrrrring
ginger nut? 
double chocolate chip cookies are the best 
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flat-baja Posted Apr 20, 2005
tempting......
i would have had a pink wafer but my old people just finnished them
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Apr 20, 2005
you keep old people?
For fun or profit?
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flat-baja Posted Apr 20, 2005
work in an old folks home so a bit of both?!?!
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flat-baja Posted Apr 20, 2005
Its a great job til i get peed on...... or worse
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 20, 2005
Have they got any worthers origional left though? 
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flat-baja Posted Apr 20, 2005
NEVER EVER ACCEPT SWEETS IN AN OLD PEOPLES HOME!!!!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 20, 2005
To be honest I try to keep away from them full stop. I plan myself never to have to go into one I'll do and am doing everything I can to avoid it, namely I'm shortening my life as much as possible with the help of drugs cigarettes alcohol and poor diet 
its hard work but good fun 
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Genie Posted Apr 20, 2005
mmmmmm yes never accept sweets in an old peoples home....
unless you are into playing 'guess which ones the real malteser or walnut whip'.....
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 20, 2005
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flat-baja Posted Apr 20, 2005
After working in one im quite looking forward to it!!
I cant wait for the time i can take my clothes off in the middle of a lounge full of people, or poo in my hand bag and bury it in the cat litter tray!!!
i know i could do that now but my i might not get a way with it
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Genie Posted Apr 20, 2005
Ahhhhh yes, the 'absolutely bonkers old person'....
I await the day when I can wander around a car showroom and when the salesman asks 'can I help you?' I can say... 'Yes deary, now I've been in here for nearly an hour and I still can't find the support stockings.... be a love and fetch me a pair in nearly black'....
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flat-baja Posted Apr 20, 2005
But it wont be support stockings and corseletts (kinda a cross between a corset and a garta belt)
Think of the poor carers its gonna be wonder bras and thongs.
and jeans that you have to lay down to do up
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 20, 2005
Hey! theres nothing to stop you undressing in a room full of people at the moment. I do it quite regularly and I'm considered to be as saine as the next badger 
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flat-baja Posted Apr 20, 2005
I used to but now i think i would get i trouble
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 20, 2005
You might, I got in trubble the last time I peed in the rong place in someones flat 
though the peeing on the doorstep of the c**p pub mainly got laughs
Sing sing, its great to be insaine!
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