h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The anti badger, sitting underneath the nontable, didn't watch the slowely revolving antifan on the aceiling. As the antihoover walked out of the cupboard with a nondoor and began antihooering the ceiling the anti badger notnoticed the acululation of nondust and antihooverisms on the nontable, just then suddnely nototo nomoto didn't enter the room and erupted the floor in a semalina like way involving a rubber air hose.

So, what does an antinontable look like? and can you set your drinks on it?

Nighthoover ? Wasn't that a hit for the BeeGees ?

the antinontable is more widly known as the 'table' and yes you can put your drinks on it, but please use the coffee mats provided. I've an ocasional table in my front room, when its not being a table it does voluentary work for the local school.

Nighthoover, Nighthoover-er
We know you will come back

Sing it Loud, Dreadfull !

Yeah!

*Does various disco moves*


You can tell by the way I use Hootoo
I wanna cancel, what can I do?

'you can tell by the way I cancil I'm a diety pophet, a diety prophet yea Up above the roofs and houses nighthoover flying high

Nighthoover is the prophet whom we all worship
But is he alive? Is he alive?
He asked how to cancel so we can all follow
But is he alive? Is he alive?
Ah-ah ah-ah is he aliiiiiiiiive?

the hoover is in all our hearts, in all our souls, we are of the night as we are of the hoover and as we are of the hoover as we are of the nighthooover and the nighthoover is of ourselves for we are the hoover forever and forever ahhh man

Aint Religeon wunnerful ?

Yes.

Lettuce Spray.

(when I was in primary school there'd always be a kid who said 'Lettuce Spray' at the end of the weekly play. Does this mean the cult of Nighthoover transcends the bounds of normal space time?)

Soytanly!


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Fore toldeth unto the dark the curdlings relms dark beyond, salt, herb, and vegetable, hoover, night and soul, into passes dark, as dust underneath turns, render bereft, tantic prior amases, rubbish away dust go, nighthoover sucket must not blow

no no no no ! don't even think of going to 'RL@, its not safe! stay here! in teh warm! in teh safety! stay hwere! don't go to RL! it doens't exist! only bad things fomr there come! Stay in the asymeum we are all safe here!

*Gazes into 2legs' eyes with a penetrating glare than only small fluffy squirrels named George can escape.*

"legs...Come to the dark side...you know you want to...joint the ranks of the Counternighthooverites, and embrace thy true l337n355.

>>when I was in primary school there'd always be a kid who said 'Lettuce Spray' at the end of the weekly play. Does this mean the cult of Nighthoover transcends the bounds of normal space time?<<

That could have been nighthoover!!

No I stay on teh side of darkness, of night of nighthoover