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Cookie Monster to cut back on cookies
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Started conversation Apr 11, 2005
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4432415.stm
Everything I ever loved is gone. Damn those fat children!
Cookie Monster to cut back on cookies
Gnomon - time to move on Posted Apr 11, 2005
"We are not putting him on a diet ... We're teaching him moderation"
That's what a diet is!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 11, 2005
"New characters such as talking aubergines and carrots will be introduced."
Sesame Street's producers have to cut back on the drugs.
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted Apr 11, 2005
me not happy about this 
me reaching for cookie jar
talking aubergines and carrots - cos that makes sense - kids just love eating characters from their favorite tv show 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 11, 2005
Well I don't know about you, but I love big bird steaks. 
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<3FoxyCoxy<3 Posted Apr 11, 2005
A sometimes food??? Is that the best they could think of???
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted Apr 11, 2005
and theres nothing like some miss piggy rashers washed down with a kermits legs milkshake 
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Woodpigeon Posted Apr 11, 2005
Is Oscar living in a recycling bin nowadays I wonder?
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Orcus Posted Apr 11, 2005
Yeah, I can really see all those kids popping down the shop to munch on an aubergine 
Shouldn't it be an eggplant if it's Sesame Street? If not I shall write in and insist they start using the term "Zed" in their alphabet song.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 11, 2005
I just cant imagine what nonsense they have in store for the Count.
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im_a_laughing_gnome Posted Apr 11, 2005
Ah Ah Ah ... 3 organic bananas
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Woodpigeon Posted Apr 11, 2005
Scenario 1 - thunder - too scary: to be replaced by a mild drizzle
Scenario 2 - now has a mid-west accent and a suit. It was racial stereotyping against transylvanian vampires.
Scenario 3 - they deported him a few years ago for being an illegal immegrant.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 11, 2005
I wonder if Ernie and Burt will have to move into seperate rooms if Bush succeeds in passing the ban on gay marriage.
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nicki Posted Apr 11, 2005
*goes in to dreamy remembering childhood state*
ah sesame street
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Researcher 1463359 Posted Apr 12, 2005
It is ridiculous. I feel like moving to america and bribing kids with cookies to boycott sesame street.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 13, 2005
More importantly, if the cookie monster decides to only eat healthy food, will this cause him to eat his new aubergine friend?
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<3FoxyCoxy<3 Posted Apr 13, 2005
U could end up with a very serous debate there...
Wot is an aubergine anyhow?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 13, 2005
An aubergine is a dark purple veg and goes lovely with courgettes 
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<3FoxyCoxy<3 Posted Apr 13, 2005
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... sounds nice...
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- 1: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 11, 2005)
- 2: Gnomon - time to move on (Apr 11, 2005)
- 3: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 11, 2005)
- 4: mazie (returning soon...) (Apr 11, 2005)
- 5: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 11, 2005)
- 6: <3FoxyCoxy<3 (Apr 11, 2005)
- 7: mazie (returning soon...) (Apr 11, 2005)
- 8: Woodpigeon (Apr 11, 2005)
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- 11: im_a_laughing_gnome (Apr 11, 2005)
- 12: Woodpigeon (Apr 11, 2005)
- 13: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 11, 2005)
- 14: nicki (Apr 11, 2005)
- 15: Researcher 1463359 (Apr 12, 2005)
- 16: <3FoxyCoxy<3 (Apr 13, 2005)
- 17: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 13, 2005)
- 18: <3FoxyCoxy<3 (Apr 13, 2005)
- 19: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Apr 13, 2005)
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