h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sitting in a chair?

No, you should be sitting in the wastepaper basket and using the chair for it's proper purpose.

I dunno. Some people are just

Will do thanks for the advice, didn't think something wasn't quite right, guess it was the chair, silly me, now where did the wastepaper bin last run off to, I think he was talking to the hat stand...

I'm sitting in a chair too


*worries*

*panics*

are you normal?
Dont you know you are going to die.
Please use this site for what it is for...
finding answers to the questions that count
GiGaBaNE (of the 13th zodiac)

now look what you've done, you've made kea, 2legs and noggin run away, that's not nice that isn't!

*worries now because 2legs is panicking*





>>Please use this site for what it is for...<<

A550955

At least Noggin and 2legs are running now. I'm still sitting in my chair

Maybe they are running on the spot in their chairs? You know, sort of raised up by their arms and legs going nineteen to the dozen just off the floor? Like we used to do in class to charge ourselves up with static before zapping the kid next to us


p.s.
>>Please use this site for what it is for...<<
I'm sure I recognise that phrase from a while ago.....

ZAP!!!

Hmmm, whaddya know . It works.

Noggin

Qahahahahahahah! I am never* going to die!!!!! ::: Its offical, I was told on this very site!!!! My declaration that I believe God and Jesu to be the playmates and workers of deed of the devil has given me eternal dalmnation!!! Yea bring on the heat, bring on the clowns bring on the prunes (call any vegetable, call it by name, call any vegetable call one today) Besides, I am the firedog and I have an aubbrgine!
The dafodils are coming, mind the swamp creatures they haven't jumped over the tea spoon yet today

(2legs ruining my post)


Actually I think the swamp creatures have jumped over the teaspoon (it was probably in the WWW...h2g2 researchers thread).

I am sorry, it was, unintended.
Let me explain.
Though a little storey I was once told by someone.
Many, many miles away from where we stand, once was found a small stone building. Now, many years unattended and unobserved, the roof fallen in, the windows open to the environment,and the door long-ago rotten away. But the stone walls stand strong and the foundations sit firm. Next this old stone building flows a river, more like a small stream, but from this river the water feeds the land. For the grass grows green and the trees grow tall and strong. Now imagine a pineapple, sitting on a plate, slice the pineapple in half and you have two pineapple halfs, neither of which is a small slightly ruined stone building next to a small river or stream. From this we deduce that pineapples can be sliced in half and that strong foundations and strong stone walls are what remains of a small stone building next to a small river or stream in which the roof windows and door have long gone.

I was young when told this storey by Old great uncle Bob and he said that it is from this storey that one of his most important and useful sayings came.
The saying was 'you can slice a pineapple in half but can't build a chair from cigarette ends'.

I never understood this, or any other of his sayings but always pressumed this was because he was quite mad.
I'm so happy I didn't inherat his collection of minature models of fish.

I don't know why I mention this here, I think it is probably entirely irrelivent.

Oh well, its a nice storey just a pity about the poor beginning lack of a middle, no sense of plot, and disapointing ending...
Well, that and the fact it is total pertunia dribble

*munches pineapple*

*watches petunia dribbling*

Now that's something you don;t see everyday!

Noggin, of course it works! Best done on a varnished wooden floor. Or alternativly lift feet off floor and wipe hand over comnputer screen to pick up static.

ZAP


Ooops, sorry kea, you shouldn;t have sat inbetween Noggin and myself!

I am the firedog!!!"!!!!!!!!!! Hand over the pertunia! This is a plant!

*hurredly shifts chair*

*hurridily chairs the shift

'Right, I'd like to call this chair to order'