h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So long as we don't use that silly 'Bunny Ears' gesture when we speak.

Yeah, I strongly suspect that it was the bunny ears gesture, rather than the V-sign, that angered the Frnech so much they used to cut those fingers off. Perhaps a practive which should be revived, but only for the worst offenders

I prefer unicorn horns to bunny ears.

Post-modern Agincourt:

'Hey! French guys! We're going to "shoot you with arrows".'

Heh

'Call that an "army"?'

There should be a special circle of hell for those who make bunny ears while saying "so called".

As if.

Or should that be,

As if??

You should consider pantomiming all your punctuation. Imagine people's looks when you do the commas or (heaven forbid) the semicolons

It's a little-known FACT that Mussolini wa's only trying to indicate an exclamation mark whenever he raised hi's arm!!

You see where thi's kind of thing can lead?!? It's a "slippery slope", I tell you!!!!

Gif

It's already been done :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4qii8S3gw

Alexei Sayle's impersonation of Mussolini impersonating George Formby:
I'm hanging from a lamp post at the corner of the street...

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Hilarious! Sick, but hilarious...

Vicky

He's also pointed out the number of biscuits that are named after Italian leaders - Garibaldi, Bourbon, and Peak Freans Mussolini Assortment.

it was trotski. peek freens trotski assortment

Don't forget TUC

Maybe it was Trotsky in another version. But he wasn't Italian.

Incidentally...Scottish shortbread tins often have a picture of another Italian leader on them.

"I grew up in a Communist household in Liverpool. On the wall we had a picture of Uncle Joe Stalin scoring the winning goal in the FA cup final...One of the best retouching jobs the KGB ever did."


Jean-Paul Sartre? We ****in' 'ated 'im down our way...

Well, while we're on the football theme (and for those old enough to remember)..

Poster on a Liverpool church door:

What will Liverpool do when the Lord comes?

And scrawled underneath:

Move St John to inside-right.

Noggin

Jesus Saves!

But Keegan nods it in on the rebound.

-Yeah. That's right. I really felt for the Mahatma, out in the snow in nothing but a loincloth.-

And spinning furiously.