h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just kidding! What my question is...
It says in all the hitchhikers books that you gan get a THHGTG towel. (An interseting concept in itself) I was wondering if this was true. If it is, where can I get one?

Taken from the Ask H2G2 page

"NOTE: Anyone caught asking "What's the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything?" will be ceremonially put in the virtual stocks and bombarded with rotten fruit, by order of the Taste Police. And the same goes for asking what the Question is..."

Err sorry but here comes the first rotten tomato *weeee splat8 direct hit

Chris

Just kidding too. The HHGTTG towel came out at the height of the popularity of the TV/radio series, was beach towel with the part of the series about towels written on it

Chris

Do you know where I can get one?

You might try Barnard's Star.

Oh wait a minute for the header question I've got some blackened bananas left over from before Christmas.

*peels and mashes banana, before throwing the resulting goo*

**catches the mashed bannana, makes sure it is rotten, and bakes it into bannana bread**

Maybe I should have thrown some mouldy old turkey.

Ah! You forget, the sentence is to have rotten FRUIT thrown at you, not moldy poultry.

ps- what is Banards Star?

It's very bright ball of gas which isn't too far away, look out the window at night you might see it.

PS I didn't actually throw the turkey.

I've got some of last years apples though

*throws some Granny Smiths at Skeeve, they disintegrate on impact*

ARRGH!! Not the old last-years-granny-smiths-apples gig!!!

Sorry but I'm boycotting Golden Delicious for political reasons.

What, did they gang up and assasinate your favoirte presidential canidate?
skeeve

No their political leaders have obviously already got BSE and are putting an imbargo on totally sane British Beef. Why only the other day a cow asked me which cut I would like off it's body.

That must've been a newly-designed breed of cow that actually EXPECTS to be eaten....

Fruitbat

Either that or I'm suffering from defying scientific opinion and deliberatly eating British Beef at every opportunity in the last few years.

Moooooo!!!!

I have only one answer to that.... MAD COW DIESES!!! (I probably spelled that wrong, but that's okay. )

Aye. It looks like you're suffering from it too.

Oh no.. not that. I'm suffering from the voices in my head....