h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For all who have been wondering, I've been shurking the problem of the weddlehousen for some time, and finally come upon an answer. I felt like a shumbucket after I realized what was wrong, because it's so jangin' obvious. The solution is to add a diltnobber to the side to cancel out the effects of the re-reverso-hexignons. Duh! Has anyone else figured this out yet? Am I just slow to the solution, or did I just have a breakthrough?

That's some prett decent work, there, Swodahs. I always thought that the re-reverso-hexignons had to stand with El Dorado's Cat, but I must just be flussened about that gimbit. Do you know how to scrub a frugimbrush? That's another sizzimgat I've snaggled with.

Sorry, Bamboof, I haven't even started that flarkin' gimbit. Sorrentiro's Chess Match is my cracker o' the week.

Weddlehousen!!!!!!1 They never stop flijing do they. When ever they acted up, I just had the lichsed shimped onto the top. Worked like a charm. You guys are newbs if you grimped the frugimbrush. Seriously, quiert the man, it's obiously the way to go. And watch your language, none of that "gimbit" junk. Toodles.

First of all, enin aVehS, "gimbit" is not a bad word, as you would know if you were a Amgemsetra like myself. Second...no, there is no second. That's it.

Speaking of Amgemsetras, how do I floogit the bastmaster to become one? His flarkin' doodenrejints keep snorwen me after I spankle the paddle. And no, I'm not a noobie. I'm just slow with these sorts of things.

The bastmaster always quierts me, I'm all flussened. Truely, anybody have a hinst they could shimp for me? And what kind of kaplate is a Amgemsetra? Am I just loarfin for trouble or am I just a gimbit here? Anybody!?!

I can't believe you don't even know what a Amgemsetra is. You also probably think that it should be "an" Amgemsetra, but you'd be wrong yet again. If you don't know what one is, you probably aren't one.

To floogit the bastmaster, simply frump-in-gump the Pudding Shower and turn it back on him. It's a little bintry, but I'm sure you can manage.

You were right, Swodahs. It was a little bintry.

Does anyone out there know what a brogendihartknocker sounds like? I've been perploxed for quite the snoozimgal about that.

That's quite the snozzelfrunker you've got there, Bumboof (sorry about calling you Bamboof a while back).

I have no idea what it sounds like, but the gigim-trodder just might have a jollick.

Myself, I've been joojing the Fat Daisy Cartridge for a while. Does anyone else know how this goes?

Sorry, Swodahs. I haven't the foggiest purkumpit.

Brogendihartknocker!?!?!?! That's all you srects edi with? What the ofehr! The pykler doesn't even have a voucenik, for the love of all hramph! I don't even know why I put up with newbs like you. Shizatel has your numbers, watch your backs.

brogendihartknocker!!!?!?!?!!!!1 Narrs!!!1 I don't know flohen why I put up with newbs like you. Ohenzichen has your numbers, so get the flohen out of whatever crieplocs you've got your selves into. Queirt the man, yo. CYA

Sounds like you've trumped the Pot o' Honey there, enin. I think that someone needs to giltengroink his bumpket, if he knows what's good for him.

On a lighter note, does anyone know what a vavelbaester is?

I'm surprised you don't even know what a vavelbaester is, Swodahs. It's obviously the thing you would use if you wanted to baest a vavel.