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how do you put weight on your fingers?
Baconlefeets Posted Sep 24, 2003
thats more of a tightening effect though...i could strap some meat onto the back of my finger, then inject botox to make it tight to my finger, and paint it a fleshy colour of course...otherwise that idea would be daft
how do you put weight on your fingers?
LunarTick Posted Sep 24, 2003
Make sure you use very strong adhesive and avoid wild gestures, and you'll be fine.
how do you put weight on your fingers?
Baconlefeets Posted Sep 24, 2003
shopping list:
sausages
super glue (not pritt stick)
botox
rubber bands (if the plan backfires)
paint (flesh colour)
perfume to cover smell
dog deterrant
how do you put weight on your fingers?
LunarTick Posted Sep 24, 2003
Don't get the skinl;ess ones. If I were you, I'd head for the chipolata counter. Otherwise you'd have to wear a curtain ring.
how do you put weight on your fingers?
Baconlefeets Posted Sep 24, 2003
i've already bought em
new shopping list:
curtain ring
how do you put weight on your fingers?
Sea Change Posted Nov 14, 2003
The kids that serve you scoops of ice cream from the shop always seem to have powerful hands and forearms.
how do you put weight on your fingers?
Baconlefeets Posted Nov 14, 2003
so i should give up my current job and start an icecream business?
how do you put weight on your fingers?
Crunchy Frog Posted Nov 14, 2003
find a way of developing really big callouses on that finger..
how do you put weight on your fingers?
Mu Beta Posted Nov 14, 2003
Prolonged bouts of table football are excellent for promoting callouses.
When I was in Oxford, we played religiously, and my right hand was invariably a mass of hard skin
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how do you put weight on your fingers?
Baconlefeets Posted Nov 14, 2003
I've already spent an hour wrapping cotton around the ring but it looked shockin and came unwound....
I think 2legs's initial answer was the best
how do you put weight on your fingers?
Mu Beta Posted Nov 14, 2003
That's a novelty. 2legs having a sensible answer...
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