h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

whan on the last day before a big holiday everyone brought in a game to play, wouldn't it be great if you could do that at work! what game would you bring in today?

Twister!!!
Yay let's break some old people.

i was gonna bring my hoopla thing in!!!

ooohh oooh look two at once!

We were banned from bringing Twister in because of several fights that had ensued.

In those days, me and some mates would always bring in our remote-controlled cars and race them around the playground/school hall. Today, I would be more likely to bring in Trivial Pursuits and challenge Gnomon or GreyDesk to a game.

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you can't beat the oul' marbles with a stick

i used to have one of those massive marbles that smashed everyone elses nearly!

or conkers-remember conkers when you used to try and bash the other conker but always aimed for the other persons eyeball.

That crappy nearly-science thing of sticking two bean cans on the end of a string and using it as walkie-talkie that's pretty useless cos you can communicate better by shouting.

I never had Star Wars figures. I used to pick up a stick or stone and say 'look - an unusual monster's walked in'.

and playing hopscotch too, there'd be a line of girls all wating for their turn

Or that thing we made with a couple of packets of elastic bands. We called it Belgian Skipping in Aberdeenshire but it was Chinese Ropes in Glasgow.

I went to school in a rough area, we used to just beat each other up. And we weren't allowed to have glass in any of our school windows, we had that really thick clear plastic. Seriously! We did have fun beating each other up though...

OH NO helly's a bitch of a cat!!!

We don't really need actual toys though. We could just play chasing.
Or hide and seek. Quick Helly hide I'm comin to get you.






Bet you're under the desk.

DAMMIT! This whole thinkin each other's thoughts leads to a pretty crappy game of hide-and-seek!

Yuk I'm never comin to find you under number-one-on-the-list-of-most repulsive-people-in-the-world's desk!!
How could you helly?!?!
I know you're competitive but it's only a game. It's really not worth it.

Oh God. You actually made me vomit. To even THINK that I would have that little love for my body and soul... That's not fair panda, that's just not fair.

he' s a nice fella. dont know why you give him such stick. quick spicy and cheap

Yeah, I know, I should give him a chance. I mean, he was so concerned about my oral hygeine an all...
(Don't know if I told you about that one big Frank? And why the name change?)

Well you just know that's horses arse.
Don't you know any nice words?
Why'd you change your name?

cos they were screening my stuff cos of all the language so i got another moniker.ha.