A Conversation for Ask h2g2

Why?

Post 1

Kiz

No, this is not what you might think. I just would like to know why Jolt Cola (a drink produced by Wet Planet Beverages) is not carried by the more mainstream stores. Any ideas?


Why?

Post 2

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.



smiley - whistlesmiley - musicalnote Why does my heart keep on beatingsmiley - musicalnote

When I've been dead for 75 years


Why?

Post 3

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.


Do pilots say Roger and out.

If no one is called Roger.


Why?

Post 4

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

If a river has two banks.
do we have to open joint accounts ??


Why?

Post 5

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.


why is it, that I have never seen a hot cross bun angry ??


why, if a mug takes drugs,do others put coffee in it


these and millions more, can only be answered in the realms of instant stupidity


Why?

Post 6

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.


why do mountains have ears
but don't have eyes or a mouth


why do we climb a stair
when the man is a dancer


white coats coming out againsmiley - runsmiley - run


Why?

Post 7

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.


Why, understanding an half and a whole.
Yet you can't fall down an half

Why is the queen dry.
When she reigns


Why?

Post 8

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

why do we have to say "left it at home"
can't we say "right it at home"

why do they say "the sun rises in the East
If you turn 180%, it rises in the West



why are they attaching electrodes to my head


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