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101 things to use a towel for
Myjo - Keeper of Decisions That Should Never be Made on Two Hours of Sleep Posted Mar 20, 2003
76. A brutal, stomach-destroying torture device, ala "24".
Sorry, had to go there. That's all I could think of, having discovered this thread just after seeing that episode on DVD.
Blech!
Myjo 
101 things to use a towel for
Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Mar 20, 2003
77. Tie it very tightly round a limb to staunch blood flow as a makeshift tourniquet.
78. Daub with mud and lay on the ground to make a message for low-flying aircraft.
101 things to use a towel for
Rincewiz Posted Mar 20, 2003
Use it to blind giant birds who fear the ground, thereby forcing them to drop you off,
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Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Mar 20, 2003
80. Cover with metallic paint and wear to fool people some distance away into thinking you are wearing armour.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 20, 2003
81. use it as a condom 
82. use it as a device to distract the pekka bird...
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Miranda (Make tea! Yes, Cissdur, it's still me) Posted Mar 22, 2003
(no 81 doesn't sound very efficient to me, 2legs...
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83. Use it to cover the mess on your desk when you have visitors.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Mar 23, 2003
84. Use it to cover the 'wet patch' on the bed.
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Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Mar 23, 2003
85. Use it to cover the 'wet patch' on your trousers after a particularly frightening roller-coaster...
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101 things to use a towel for
- 61: Myjo - Keeper of Decisions That Should Never be Made on Two Hours of Sleep (Mar 20, 2003)
- 62: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Mar 20, 2003)
- 63: Rincewiz (Mar 20, 2003)
- 64: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Mar 20, 2003)
- 65: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 20, 2003)
- 66: Miranda (Make tea! Yes, Cissdur, it's still me) (Mar 22, 2003)
- 67: Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" (Mar 23, 2003)
- 68: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Mar 23, 2003)
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