h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*runs off to find a barge pole and a ticket to Bristol*

orang utang is a good choice - calm, relatively intelligent and not agressive. Unless it's handcuffed to someone of course

Waist high is a small one though - an alpha male could be 20 stone, no problem, arms like tree trunks. On the plus side, if he likes you, you could get him to rip the arms and legs of people you don't like

Is the bargepole greased?

Not yet, I'm contemplating the best way to achieve that.

You know you're looking forward to it Sat

Well, I have to leave you now love, have a good weekend

You too Pastey!

Keep in mind that f*** is an even number of letters, but f***ing is an odd number of letters. So is s***e (s*** with an e at the end), b***ard, and w***k, so you won't be completely without swear words.

But they are all crap. My two favorites are c**t and f**k. Preferably put together as c**tf**k.



I opt out.

OK then, along the same lines- what would be worse:

A neverending physical relationship with someone you absolutely detest
or
A neverending realtionship with someone you adore that will never go past the 'Hello" phase?

I don't know. Both are agony...

Well if the choice was easy the subject would be: *What would be nicer?*

Ok. The first one would be worse. At least you have your imagination in the second...I'd hate to be stuck in a relationship that didn't work.

I did the second one for 5 years. It was annoying. But still, I would rather have that one, as for the first choice I could think of some pretty detestable people.

Yes. George Bush for one.

*A physical relationship with George Bush*

Eeewwwww!

I doubt if he can get it up anyway.

Which one?

Now *that* is a good question...