h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hoo-Ver this way!/Suck some dust! Hoo-Ver this way!/Suck some dust!

can I have the ohner of this dance? I believer it is the "hoover" Hoover; Yeah!

is that your gazelle, I do belive that Frank Spencor put it best:

In the midst of confusion, the blob cannot but for the want of its own rectitude be regarded as representing all that the blob represents.
Clearly, the effectiveness of representation of the blob depends largely on the observers point of scrutiny, which is both proportional to, and indirectly related to something that whilst not withstanding blob imagery or secular importance, is less like the blob than the blob itself.
This can be most simply exemplified as in the floor. Which is not, at the onset at least, to be regarded as diminishing the blob, and all that the blob reflects and inherently represents in the blob of or not pertaining to that itself for the blob.
This cannot, or at least has not been demonstrated to reflect that to which the blob pertains.
Such reflection is of course, in terms of blob, an irrational building.
As a consequence of which, the blob, that which the blob reflects, that of which the blob pertains to, represents, secularises, confuses, diminishes confusion of, imagery to that pertaining to blob, and which the blob inadvertently represents in imagery, floorness, and irrationality, is inconsequential to the extent of the blob and its representation in relationship to the square route of all users of the irrational building wearing red underpants, panty’s, knickers, or other undergarments not constructed from biodegradable flower extracts.

Although in many rspects, I have taken to delight in more recent authors on the subject, for example Lady Hamster: whoc rote:
Prim and proper use of atomic waste for nutritional purposes, can greatly aid the development of a critical approach to nutritional requirements of the modern brick.


Though, I do have some worrys, particular in its failure to properly address the delay, which occurs between the table leg, and radioactive decay, perhaps, one could almost say that the late, MC wardrobe, had the right concept, with flawed windows: when he said:
early, the Frog brushed my teeth and landed a large bag of assorted fish. The morning was the young of the universe, and the fish could not only cry but did as well as they might to ride out that thing of bag-like existence; putting four chairs at opposing ends of a room. The brushing much improved the situation for the chairs, although the desires of bag-like existence for fish was hardly moved through the experience, a experience experienced on a regular basis, though that it not always holds such a bag-like existence for fish, irrelevant of chairs, weather they number four, or, indeed conversely, if the fish pertained to number an exact quantity which might be, though not necessarily so, counted like grate cheese plaster, when Brian people tame the treble on an edifying middle lowest basket of ponderence, only nice malaria discrepancy models calamity James and bobby taking over no unlimited public lice food when Bill Bobbly’s lunch minister dine undoubting the forefinger that the frog found like a think look, whdisappearing sluggenly southwards.
Hopeful four doubtful helpful taste



I have no more tarnish left I need a coffee I need a nh we need nh

.....................

da-dum

da-dum

da-dum-da-dum-da-dum-da-dum

DAAAAA

*gnashing of teeth*

EEEEEeeeeeeek!!!!!

But, if the frog is viewed, from teh opposing point of view as expounded by the devine existance cattle prod society, to be less like the blob than the both blob did do when teh bloob covers the table leg to take the pertunia onwards to such a place of bloblyness aand blobdom to recover the lost blob that the frog did seek in its table leg. discounting the chairs, opposes the view that the rectitude is not wholesome in its diversion from the chairs, which oppose the table leg through the lack of blob in the frog's eyes, and the frog i itself now regarded to be the result of the table leg both at the same time as the drianpipe related to by the chair is moved, moved into the whole discord of the discourse taking place throughout the entire simplification of those measures designed to perpetuate the coffee manafacturing aspects as that in the table itself, regded as a measure of both the table leg, the pertunia and the chairs, not forgoing the frog itself nor the blob we can measure the perpendicular nature of the drainpipe as a constant, regarding the table leg itself as the blob measn that the frog cannot regard the drainppipe through those which cover the pertunia in its aspect.
Returning to the wire, the handle does not let one so diligently uncover the measure of the wire itself unless the uncovered blob is the table leg. this would presuppose that the frog itself in pertunia like state cannot disregard the entire drainpipe but instead has its own half of the table leg for which to please the wire.
Conversly, the lamppost does not endevour to discover the pertunia, only when teh constant of the blob is taken as a divergent factor in determining table leggedness for the entire situeation regardint the chair, the blob in its blobness and the frog itself as a passive bistander regarding the pipe and the wire, of which the whole situeation regdes the blob for the pertunia to stay as constant as this breeze block.S
ome authors, while not disregarding the blob in its entirely prefer to settle imaginations over the gazelle as a forecast of the lamppost and the wire and handle. Such authors have, in some respect at least been critisised for not disembowling the drainpipe from the lampost nor the table leg in its blob state of blobness with blob being used in such a circumstance to demonstrate the table legs appreciation for the frog's view of the blob in its perpetuity for lampost and all such table legged existances passing through the transition stage of satire from blbob to table leg and viasa verse.
Thereby some may agure the case for longer lasting sticky tape as a resolve to the question of the long standing dilema of the nail, its blob and blobness in relation to the table leg, the free standing blobnes of the opposing chairs and the dilema itself of the pertunia. This does, from at least the viewpoint of the frog, disregad the pertunia's relationship to the gazelle in teh blob situeaiton over from the previous time in which the overlasting of the clean tape cannot denny the existance of nails as a further inheratant task in divulging information for the table legs own blobness weather or not the frog is regarded in light of the gazelle or the tpertunia.
a further complication is introduced when one seaks to understand the measuring cilidener and its own state of blob, blob existance and blob nature, for the nature of the blob including or not including the gazelle aspect canonot be a set of drawers except for when teh gazelle is included as the cilinder expounds this verture thorugh the blob and the table leg again, understanding the lamppost in this role is further compounded by the drainpipe and wire.
It is therefore obvious to all impartial bistanders that the whole situeation has radically been changed through the incoropeation of the wire and the sticky tape into the picture to give that complete understanding of the blob and the biodegradible underwear as previously discussed.
We cannot at this time presuppose that the blob itself has anything but its own blobness to compound that of all aspects at right angles to the table legs existance in terms of the opposing chairs. this does not include the complications brought about through the sand particles and the dust on the pertunia itself.

And they say that teachers today don't have enought time on their hands...

B

I'm only* a trainee teacher.... And we've broken up* for Chrimble though I do have work, in the form of essay's to do, they are difficult to do because of the c**p resourches and provision of library services at the college. and I'm waiting for the department to reply to my most recent set of emails regarding their legal obligation under clause four, and as yet, they haven't replied

And up until now, I was afraid for the teachers safety.Now I'm back to being afraid for the poor innocent kids, what with 2legs on the rampage in schools...

The children are safe with me,
unless they don't pay nh the respect deserved, obviously....
Hmm, wonder if I'll get a chance to RE; I think nh should be a compulsory part of religious study along with the One True Bob, obviously Right kids, form a line at the back of the class, ::
Catch!

God help them.

God help them all.

get them while they're young, 2legs, get them while they're young.

That is exactly what I thought about some of the sixth formers then I realised that sort of thing would get me out of the teaching profession, for life : I am not quite as and as I am on here, all the time, honest teach the kids the world, and give them a plate, let them decide and learn not to hate

Let them hate a *little* bit 2legs. No fun otherwise!!

What's your speciality anyway? You don't seem like an English teacher. More something like geography or...ummmmmm...art. Nothing too relevant...

Boo!!

Who are you?

speciality>: nighthooerism, obviously : science actually, and biology in particular though there was some suggestion I could do a bit of computer technology stuff, as a seperate subject teaching, not just that which I already use in terms of information communication technology in science teaching.... n i g h t h o o v e r

IseeIseeIseeIsee.

"Hovor the gin"

something not too reliven? I could have been anything, so why did i choose htis route?

lettuce spray with our arts, and o im