h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me too!

Why don't we have a Simpsons smiley...

Anyway, back to jeans.

They made the things for men before they made them for women. And I constantly hear about women buying men's jeans. Maybe you should try buying womens?

Not sure my hips are the right shape.

Women's underwear, now that's a different issue.

B

I wear boxers.

You never know until you try. I mean, if you discover they fit right, then voila! you have jeans that fit. If not, maybe you just need to get a bigger size in mens jeans...?

Bigger size = trousers fall down while carrying heavy objects, a la Frank Spencer.

**makes mental note to surrpetitiously try on a pair of Odo's jeans next month...**

B

You could buy a belt!

Actually, I need the one I ordered from the catalogue now. Stupid delivery post thingy. My jeans keep falling down.

Why are jeans called jeans?

I don't know.

Why do you keep resurrecting old conversations?

Because I do.

That's not an answer.

No, but isn't this a question?

B

Well, you know why it`s called Denim? That`s a bit interesting actually.

I always need a belt. If I bought a pair of jeans that would fit me around the waist, they would probably only go to my knees Damn these long legs.

Denim's from the French, isn't it?

B

Talking of jeans, I got some lovely Ezekiel jeans for half price at the weekend... F*ck paying £50 for a pair of skating jeans...

I Criminal Damage.



They make great lower wear in general, not just jeans. Their fit is good. And their pricing is too. Affordable and long lasting.

I wouldn't pay £50 for a pair of skater jeans. Wayyyyyy too expensive. F**k that indeedy.

I've got some Criminal Damage. Not 100% fond of them, they ragged quite easily and the fly keeps coming undone... Well thats what I told the Police Officer anyway.

Normally Im a full on Blue Bolt addict. Twas all we had to wear in the old days and its good enough for now. Mind you, you do pay about £40 for the pleasure. But there's simply no jeans better. And you get to be all aspirational and snobbish to the little sh*ts who don't even know what Blue Bolt are.

But I don't mind paying £25 for some £50 jeans. They're more skatery than my usual wear, so arent *as* baggy. But smarter... Have you seen skate shoes these days, they're going from PHAT trainers to slimline indie-kid plimsoll kind of things...

Well, everything is going to s**t. I hate the fact that I can buy better tops in New Look than I can in BS8. Although, the shop that is a little further on on Park street, is still as cool as ever. I bought some great bracelets. Made me feel hopeful.

I'm not too sure about the male version of Criminal Damage clothes, but my pink trousers are from there, and they are an awesome fit.