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Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Nov 28, 2002
Caliban Saddlerise.
If I substitute a motre recent pet it becomes Sally Saddlerise, which sounds far more like a porn star.
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philbo baggins Posted Nov 28, 2002
Mimsy Mayhew - definitely has a somewhat overfeminine ring to it... by fudging the road name issue (where we moved when I was a bit older):
Skimble Chestnut
Still not convinced I'd make it in movies 
Phil
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Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Nov 28, 2002
You sound like either a public school-educated society girl, Phil, or one of the aforementioned Rednecks.
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Mu Beta Posted Nov 28, 2002
*thinks about having a fiddle with Saturnine while wrassling*
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philbo baggins Posted Nov 28, 2002
>>You sound like either a public school-educated society girl, Phil<<
Alias "Mimsy Mayhew"?
Definitely sounds like she'd do a duo with "Sally Sadlerize" (is she Caliban's wife, or something?)
What sort of pet was Caliban, anyway? Sounds like he ought to be a mean Alsatian/Rottweiler or something similar...
Phil
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Mu Beta Posted Nov 28, 2002
Well, Caliban was a demon, wasn't he?
Anyone got a pet Imp?
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boredlaura Posted Nov 28, 2002
Gawd, this makes me, wait for it:
Bimbo Montrose!!
Stay Beautiful
Laura
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FiedlersFizzle Posted Nov 28, 2002
Penny Merlin
Where we play this game, we take the name of our first pet along with our mothers maiden name... this makes mine Penny Hardy.
A colleague is called Ginger Ali (
)
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mrs the wife Posted Nov 28, 2002
Pet's name + mothers maiden name = Brandy Gibson
Pet's name + road = Brandy Cherimoya
Don't know which is worse!
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philbo baggins Posted Nov 28, 2002
>>Mine would be Frisky Palmer. <<
ROFL!
Give that man a big hand...
Phil
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enobal Posted Nov 28, 2002
When I heard this joke, it was your first pet, followed by your mother's maiden name. In which case I am Snowy O'Connor. My friend was Muff Wilding, which is pretty good.
Also try other 'names', like your Gangster name, which is the part of your body you like the most, followed by your favourite Italian food. So my gangster name is Buttocks Mozzarella.
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PQ Posted Nov 28, 2002
Well there are two options - depends if you believe that family goldfish count as pets:
Goldie Hornby
or
Icky St John
And before anyone gets funny about calling my rabbit icky, it used to be called stupid so the randy thing got of lightly.
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- 23: philbo baggins (Nov 28, 2002)
- 24: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Nov 28, 2002)
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