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I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
superdogmonkey Started conversation Nov 27, 2002
Ever since I have started to spread the word of God, I have found that people are mocking me!
3 years ago, I was pulled out of the wilderness and found religion. My salvation came when someone played me a copy of Frank Zappa's "Hot Rats" album. In one play, I had found the light and knew that God was speaking to me.
I want to spread the Word of Zappa and interpret some of his teachings to you, so you can also see the wisdom of Franks teachings!
" I am the heaven
I am the water
I am the dirt beneath your rollers
I am your secret smut & lost metal money
down your cracks".................................................
This refers to Frank Zappa Music. You think what's the problem?
I like music, you like music, just because it's called punk or ska or dub it's all music for us to enjoy?
WRONG ....... If it is not Zappa music, your form of music is evil, you will burn in hell for listening to it, you smell of poo and have children with ginger hair!
" She didn't like it when her fan belt
Shrunk and got shorter
(ointment)
Battery leaks could nearly cost her a quarter"..................
This is the voice of Frank and the message is that......
I am right and if you don't agree with me, you are wrong, wrong, wrong, all you know is wrong, your parents worship the devil and you eat fluffy little kittens for lunch!
" I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you up on the roof, don't mess with the
ZOMBY WOOF" ..........
Again the voice of Frank makes it clear that if you do not agree with what I say 100%, it means you suck satan's cloven hooves and have named your first child "wormboydevilbaby"!
Please feel free to post to any of the above.
I will of course, only reply in quotes from my God, Frank Zappa in case anyone is after a normal conversation!
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 27, 2002
Naughty SuperDogMonkey! Bad Boy!
Frank Zappa! Everyone knows that the voice of God is really Captain Beefheart, or maybe Captain Sensible...
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
superdogmonkey Posted Nov 27, 2002
Blues Shark ,How dare you mock!
"I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed"
I guess that's told you !!! 
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 27, 2002
Yeeeeessss.
You know this is going to cause the most outrageous stink, don't you...
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Wand'rin star Posted Nov 27, 2002
Wondering on what ground to yikes it 
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Whisky Posted Nov 27, 2002
*dons crash helmet*
I hate to say it, but I actually agree with this fundamentalist raving lunatic - Frank Zappa is a god 
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 27, 2002
And you, young man, are surely in enough bother as it is...
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
superdogmonkey Posted Nov 27, 2002
Whiskey, my son ........ welcome to the fold!
And remember .......
"Don't eat the Yellow Snow"!
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Whisky Posted Nov 27, 2002
Not yet BS - but If you just pass me that shovel, I'm just considering digging myself an even bigger hole
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Narapoia Posted Nov 27, 2002
I thought he said he was only going to reply in Zappa lyrics?
Doh!
Sorry, lord I know I shouldn't question your right to reply in any form you wish...
*exits backwards, bowing & scraping*
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Saturnine Posted Nov 27, 2002
superdogmonkey - You have made a fatal mistake! "Welcome to the Fold" is in fact a Filter song...
LONG LIVE THE CULT OF ROCK! YEH!
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
superdogmonkey Posted Nov 27, 2002
Saturnine - my poor misguided child, Filter can't belong to the cult of Rock ........ they use a drum machine (the devils beatbox).!
Narapoia - you are right of course. I should not even be typing this.
To fit in with *other* religious forums, I should only be replying in quotes from some text that was written yonks ago!
here goes.........
(I may chat a tiny bit though!)
"Evelyn, a modified dog
Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
Draped across the piano, with some surprise"
I bet you all feel pretty stupid now!
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Narapoia Posted Nov 27, 2002
Awed, actually.
*Bows again. Fondles tiny little moustache*
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
superdogmonkey Posted Nov 27, 2002
" MMM, sure ..... listen,
D'you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?"
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Saturnine Posted Nov 27, 2002
You can be rock without a drummer. It is just the bands way of making sure the bassist gets all the ugly women *woahahahahaahah*
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
superdogmonkey Posted Nov 27, 2002
" So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties in there"
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Saturnine Posted Nov 27, 2002
superdogmonkey - You're a pest. Get awaaaaaaay from here...
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 27, 2002
What rot. The true voice speaketh thus;
Ha ha right right
Just dig it
That's right "The Mascara Snake"
Fast 'n bulbous
Tight also
Of to the sixth circle of rock hell with you, to be forced to listen to 'Cotton Eyed Joe' on continual loop.
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Brother Maynard Posted Nov 27, 2002
Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown
they say I'm the cutest boy in town... 
(Plook me now )
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 27, 2002
I think it is one of the many truths that you, do indeed, have to have a drummer to be rock.
Otherwise who would drive the van (trust me, it's *always* the drummer), and who who else could play soloes of such a length as to prevent bass soloes.
Indeed, from the Beefheart;
Beefheart: "It's a bush recording. We're out recording bush. Name of the composition is Ne-Neon Meate Dream of an Octafish"
Woman: "Hum um, nice"
Beefheart: "No, it's Hair Pie"
Woman: "Look at the drummer there"
Man: "Huh"
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- 2: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Nov 27, 2002)
- 3: superdogmonkey (Nov 27, 2002)
- 4: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Nov 27, 2002)
- 5: Wand'rin star (Nov 27, 2002)
- 6: Whisky (Nov 27, 2002)
- 7: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Nov 27, 2002)
- 8: superdogmonkey (Nov 27, 2002)
- 9: Whisky (Nov 27, 2002)
- 10: Narapoia (Nov 27, 2002)
- 11: Saturnine (Nov 27, 2002)
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- 18: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Nov 27, 2002)
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