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Any chance of a little help with context and such like? Or is this some bizarre version of celebrity death match?

I'd wipe the floor, man.

I do wish people called "nighthoover" wouldn't keep popping up on me Hmm, tricky choice, and I posted the choice.....

E;ton John.

Rather bizarrely, John Major.

Big Reg from Pinner, every time

I know, I was rather suprised as well

No contest, Reg has the bulk to see him through. Even with Edwina cheering him on from the sidelines, Major would instinctively rip Elt's wig off, which would infuriate him all the more. EJ 1, JM 0.

Are we talking "wrestling in mud" here, or is it gladiator-style sword and shield versus trident and net?

Personally, I dislike Major less. In the ring, though, I am not so sure he's come out on top...

Major would win hands down in a trapeze-off - it's in his blood.

Hands down?

John Major on the basis that Norma is less annoying then 'my partner' David Furnish.

Yes, he can hold on by his legs.

Oh right, that means Yikes, sorry. Aye it would be a daunting task to undertake, but i think he's got the balls for it

To quote JM 'When your back's against the wall, you just have to turn around and fight.'


Alji the Magus

and how would EJ react to that turn of events (pun intended)?

LOL Good quote, Alji.

good, very good, thus far.

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