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Xanatic Started conversation Apr 18, 2002
Well then, if you've been on the internet for a while you've already experienced how embarassing typos can be. Like the classic brian instead of brain, which can give discussions a whole new meaning. Or others of a less freudian nature. So tell us your best and worst ones, and make us all laugh.
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 18, 2002
In some conversation on h2g2 about artwork and prizes, I tried to type "money" but it came out as "Monet". Thought I'd got away with it but a few posts later someone pointed it out.
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Mu Beta Posted Apr 18, 2002
The typo that inspired Xan to start this thread
Somewhere deep in the 'nice girls' thread I tried to type a "winkeye" smiley (I never use the ; ) symbol for some reason), but managed to change the 'i' for a completely different vowel.
Would have been less funny, but I was thinking about Linda at the time.
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 18, 2002
I produce our church's monthly magazine and there is always an article from the "walking and rambling group". I am really paranoid about changing that l to an n.
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Mu Beta Posted Apr 18, 2002
My favourite ever typo appeared in the Scunthorpe Evening Telegraph. I quote:
"Last week we erroneously stated that the retiring Mr. Brown was 'part of the Defective Branch of the Police Force,' for which error we apologise. Mr. Brown was in fact part of the Detective Branch of the Police Farce."
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Potholer Posted Apr 18, 2002
Due to someone presumably being a rather bad touch-typist, and skewing a few keystrokes one to the right, my mother (Mrs Rita Wilson') once received an envelope addressed to 'Mrs Tits Wilton'.
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Metal Chicken Posted Apr 18, 2002
I used to share a house with a chap called Phil Tingey - who occasionally got letters addressed to Mr Tingly (well it used to make me giggle)
More recently, a colleague suffered from the related syndrome of 'over-active spell checker', when a bit of an official document using the acronym SLA for (Service Level Agreement) got switched to Salsa and the document sent out to a load of senior managers with a sentence about implementing some new system "in accordance with the salsa". Conjured up images of dancing directors or a free bowl of spicy dip with every system...
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Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Apr 19, 2002
Ah, that one... which must have been in every single paper since the dawn of time Best send it to Snopes.
Joy of mistakes.
can't think up any typos at the mome, however has anyone else noticed the disturbing amount of subheaders in Local Papers that can be read in dodgy ways? fr'instance, in side-article about new football stadium, they chose the word 'Erection'.
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GreyDesk Posted Apr 19, 2002
For quite some time my bank used to address their letters to me at, "41 Matlock Toad"
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Xanatic Posted Apr 19, 2002
Someone here also did a freudian on the phrase "spur of the moment". I didn't have the heart to tell him
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 19, 2002
bring your typo's to TypOrphanage A580088
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Xanatic Posted Apr 19, 2002
BTW I would like if it was your own typos, or ones you've experienced. Not something like the salsa one.
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 19, 2002
my typo is on that page
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Orcus Posted Apr 19, 2002
Well I managed to miss the 'o' out ofd the word Count a long time ago on the Song titles thread.
The moderators soon spared my blushes though.
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C Hawke Posted Apr 19, 2002
again maybe one for Snopes but read years ago about a Parish mag that apologise to a Mrs X for making a mistake - what they meant to say was she'd be giving a talk about "smocking and rugs" but instead they said "Smoking and Drugs"
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Mu Beta Posted Apr 19, 2002
Possibly the best typos are those which disregard grammar. Another classic from the Evening Telegraph (well, we're all illiterate in Scunthorpe):
"Boat for sale. One owner. Green in colour."
Mal de mer not cured, then...
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 19, 2002
I once hurriedly hand wrote a post-it note for a colleague who was to look after a bit of machinery while I was away over lunchtime.
I tried to write "Don't flick this up" and attached the note to a switch on the equipment.
He thought that the l and the i formed a single, different letter and that my instruction was a little harsh and betrayed a lack of confidence in his ability.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 19, 2002
I was doing a sailing course on the Firth of Forth where Polar Bears roam during the summer months and we had all sorts of safety lectures, basic first aid and such like, all followed by a written test.
"Q: You find the body of a person on a beach. There is no sign of fallen cables and the beach is deserted. Describe your course of action.
A: Check to see whether they are breathing, check for a pulse. If there is no pulse perform artificial insemination ..."
I was that man ... whether it counts as a typo or just plain stupidity I don't know ...
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