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Researcher 54844 Started conversation Aug 28, 1999
What is the point of voice recognition software if you can not use it when you are drunk?
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Wretched Posted Aug 28, 1999
The trick is to program it while you are drunk, then to never get sober enough to let it hear otherwise.
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Slarti Marty's evil and dumb side Posted Sep 1, 1999
Well, does anybody else recognize you (and your voice) while you're drunk?
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Wretched Posted Sep 1, 1999
Usually my crapulence induced comments are monosyllabic and focused on my genitals, so they are fairly easy to comprehend.
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queeglesproggit Posted Oct 17, 2000
Does the computer know all the general terms for genitals? I only ask coz we've recently had Word 2000 installed and they've taken all the lovely rude words out of the Thesaurus (ie. interpretations of lust, sex etc.). Bang out of order! 
peanuts
queeglesproggit Posted Oct 17, 2000
Some intelligent famous person once said that the only people who moan about being bored are those that are boring! (not being insulting here, just stating a quote) 
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JK the unwise Posted Oct 17, 2000
Word 2000 taken all the lovely rude words out of the Thesaurus
THE FASISTS!
Cry freedom and destroy all coupies of Word 2000 
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