h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Latest Count

Liv Tyler - 33½
George Formby - 33½
Rolf Harris - 5
The Ukulele - 4
Nicole Kidman - 3
- 3
Nathan Lane - 2
Nighthoover - 2
Al Gore - 2
Lime Marmalade - 2
Bob the Farmer - 2
George Foreman - 1
Will Hay - 1
The Didgeridoo - 1
Kitkat Chunky - 1
Chunky--icecream - 1
Harry Lauder - 1
Kebab - 1
Johnny Depp - 1

...... and

This vote is to decide who ( or what) should play the part of HappyDude in the upcoming mega action thriller, "SMoB - The Movie"

Rules and Regulations (as outlined in Post 444):

Number 1: Only one vote per Researcher ID.
Number 2: Once cast, a vote cannot be re-cast or changed.
Number 3: Proxy voting shall not be allowed
Number 4: There is NO Rule number 4.
Number 5: There are no regulations.

The judge retains the right to add to these rules as we go along. The judges decision is probably final, but correspondence will be entered into whenever I feel like it.

i vote carrie-ann moss, because i am not sure whether keanu reeves counts more as a p****y than certain parts of carrie's body do.

oh, by the way,.

forgot that (no offence, matrix fans. i was voting for the actor, not the character).

Latest Count

Liv Tyler - 33½
George Formby - 33½
Rolf Harris - 5
The Ukulele - 4
Nicole Kidman - 3
- 3
Nathan Lane - 2
Nighthoover - 2
Al Gore - 2
Lime Marmalade - 2
Bob the Farmer - 2
George Foreman - 1
Will Hay - 1
The Didgeridoo - 1
Kitkat Chunky - 1
Chunky--icecream - 1
Harry Lauder - 1
Kebab - 1
Johnny Depp - 1
Carrie-Ann Moss - 1

And so ... the monotonous voting tally at the top of each page grows ever longer, and ever more ponderous.

i just hope someone has the sense of voting liv to the bottom of the pile because she is the antithesis of cooldude. she is female (dude is the 80's version of the 60's man so it is quite a litteral interpretation. i just want to say that i am not sexist, i know what it's like to have breasts...) and also she is constantly pissed off because of the booze. even though, putting her and george best in an action scene should be quite entertaining.

Don't worry your pretty little head, ER. I've lost interest in removing your clothing, as have most of the female population of Melbourne.

nice.

Well, I *do* try.

Never let it be said that AW isn't trying.

she succeeds. by the way, are there still vacancies to join the thingites? if yes, how do i apply?

For years to come, I hope you'll get an annoying rash to remind you of my 'trying' ways, ER.

My apologies.

*backs out of the forum*

Booyah!

Apologizes to ER for attempting to start an outrageous war of comedic insults that instead, came out as nothing but harsh and completely not funny.

Regretully,

AW

Vote now, vote here!

I can see that one day, Avenging, I'm going to have to give you a BIG BIG smack botttom. Have the courage of your convictions for 5 minutes please

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This has got to STOP..... NOW.......THIS INSTANT

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and round and round we go.................