h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What is the strangest thing someone had ever blurted out to you in a middle of a conversation?

A friend of mine just compelled me to start this thread, because whilst talking on the phone just now he suddenly blurted out "Oh my god, a duck is walking on my lawn..."

I think It was people are not whereing enough hats...but I managed to beat that by coming out with change the world today and have some toast

Good one, lol,

And by the by, it can also be strange things you´ve said, not just what other people said. As Bob just demonstrated so nicely

I just rememberd anther one...I was in a pub talking about a foot ball mach we had just wached and my friend just came out with
Who shall I marrie!!
well ok I gess you hod to be there

While at the meal table during a discussion about pasta (don't ask) I suddenly came out with 'Speaking of pasta, when is the new car arriving?'

My friend and I were talking to the chap sitting at the desk behind us about imaginary numbers. The conversation seemed pretty serious and then, without any warning, he turned to me and asked if I had one of the those belly-buttons that stick out. Then he apologised and carried on talking about imaginary numbers. Weird.

I had a funny outburst happen to me yesterday. My morther has just now at the tender age of 43 started taking her drivers license.
So she had her first driving lesson and we were talking about how it went, when suddenly in a very surprised manner she states: "I didn´t think you had to use the clutch that much..."

Well, I thought it was funny anyway

Me and my friend are currently experimenting with a fully legal hallucingen called Salvia Divinorum which I can say is very strong stuff. Anyway,last week I was sat quietly enjoying the moment when I heard myself shout in a burst of giggles " I'm sat in a wine glass" and behold I was!!!