h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Colonel Reefgirl walks onto the bridge*

Ok people pre flight checks please

*Limps onto the bridge.*

They told me you were here... what's going on?

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Scan, we have 30 motherships in orbit, can you take navagation?

*walks onto the bridge and takes a seat*

Welcome aboard Bubba

*walks in*

Just thought I'd make sure everyone knows what happened to Promitheus the Titan,after he stole fire from the Gods.

Thank you Captain, but Prometheus was just the nickname of the project and the name stuck, take a seat and prepare for take off, it's smooth to start with but gets a little bumpy the nearer we get to the atmosphere

*takes a seat and belts up*

Alright its just that me,a big rock,a vulture,chains and getting my liver pecked out evrryday for eternity dosent catch my fancy.

*Walter patches through Morrigan's holomessage*

[Morrigan] You vermin have trifled with me for the last time, bow to me and give me what I require and I will show you mercy

No chance

[Morrigan] then you give me no choise but to take it from you and make your people my slaves

*hologram fades*

Launch Prometheus and make her eat those words

Wow these goa'uld are easy on the eye.

Now if only I brought my mud wrestling pen,now that would be the way to decide which is the master race.

*salivates over this for a while*

LeRue

Okay Okay,I will not think about it.

*tries to look busy*

*eyes quickly glaze over.....mutters of*
Ooohhh mud gets everywhere
*are heard*

*Pokes LeRue with a crutch.*

Focus!

*Sits down at navigation.*

I can do this, in a pinch...

But I cant focus...ttttooooo mmmuuuccchhhh mmmmuuuddd

Didn't you train as a navigator in Basic training Scan

*Grins wickedly*

And you have my permission to poke LeRue if he steps out of line, as you can reach him and I can't

*Carries on grinning*

I can Poke Nuge from here

*Playfully pokes Nuge in the ribs*

Ok we will be reaching the atmosphere in 3 minutes

*the pokeing goes unnoticed*

*mutters*oh no all your clothes have fallen off what ever will we do.

LERUE!!! concentrate

Scan when we get back remind me to see the Mess Quartermaster about requisitioning some Bromide

Right okay,i'm okay.....once people start to shoot at me I'll be okay.