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reason! ? I thought it read raisin

Agatha Rasin?

dunno ? never heard of him/her, Arthur will have to deal with that one

That sounds like a good reason for him to do so.

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look back in anger

Must be one of those "angry young men" from the 50's

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s05 eht morf "nem gnuoy yrgna"

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Good for you, Arthur. In the meanwhile................

One of those moments I remember with regret that I've not been able to scratch myself between my ears with my toenails since my 28th year.

Old age creeping up on me, I guess.

Arthur says it was some idiot that counted the sun/moon going round and invented age - he also says that age is just a number, it's how you feel in your mind/body that "counts" Arthur says he ain't growing up for no one!!!!

Old man went to see a lawyer. Who said would you like me to read your will back to you?
The old man said: Only the best bits the good buts. Where I disinherit my family

fish fingers with no fish or fingers in the ingredients

zoy beanz milk scramble with sea salt and a dash of soy sauce; mushrooms, cool and hot peppers, tomatillos, onionz, sour olives, all minced and fried in a small dollop of olive oil; lemon milk curd*; all rolled up in a burrito roller with taco sauce on the side.

*Almond milk emulsified with soybean oil and curded with gypsum solution substituted for lemon milk curd for vegan.

~ ~ ~ I'll drink to that . . . . .. ...

Doctor Who is probably friends with Arthur and they probably dine on raw fish fingers dipped in custard washed down with mugs of tea.

Arthur says, is there a tachometer on the bottle to record usage

In the bowl of crisps, there's a mouse trap under the top layer, to stop you from digging too deep.