h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

look! they make joke plastic dog poos, but! they DON'T booby-trap real ones -- watch

of course it's NOT an asteroid! on the news it said it would miss by ten million miles

So that was life? Wasn't it all rather a waste of time?

Then again King George was reported as saying God bless England, but his actual words, they say, were Bugger Bognor.

what arrow ? said harold

Custer;
Look at all them indians

of course you can play in the sandpit Antirrhinum, the last volcano eruption was 10,000 here in Pompeii

err! oops! 10,000 YEARS ago

Sometimes, extremes of conservatism cutting into means needful to pursuit of employment, can be likened to feasting on seed stocks with the planting season still a month away.

killer bees! ha! haven't you ever had a bee sting before ?



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Hey, careful what you're doing with that bow and arrow, you'll have some one's eye out.

BUT dad! can't I just eat the apple and you aim at a

LISTEN! I read that it needs a detonator! and you can hit it with an hammer and it'll not go boom!

Don't be silly. I always take this bend at 70

of course it's deep, the tides in

am' telling yah, IT'S a mushroom

After I'm dead, I want to hear a second opinion, I don't trust the family doctor

It wasn't the voices in my head that made me top myself. It was that there were too many of them, I couldn't have a minutes peace

trust me to say which football team I support

I thought YOUR husband was on nights ?

should NOT have had that curry before doing the sword swallowing act