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500 pounds! That's good, even if there were 6 left over. How did the other fella do? How big was the audience? Details, Mr Skanky, will make up for any anxiety.

Hah! Got you out of bed

He managed half a cream tea more than me - I don't want to go into details before people are shocked at breakfast time, but you can sort of feel why you can't eat any more...

I'm up again in four hours for work so I'm off to bed very very soon, but we might be in the paper by then. If not, I'll give you more details tomorrow anyway, but for now I'm finding your anxiety almost endearing, Leo...

Seriously, I wanted to post yesterday but I was so bloated it was hard to stay on the sofa - I felt about to roll off at any moment. Apologies for causing undue concern!

I didn't get in yet.
*returns kiss unopened*
Now here's a dare to get you back in a decent shape: jog 2 miles every morning before breakfast for a week.

Woohoo!

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Made my day, just feeling part of that

x 500, Skanky

Rich,

Glad you have surfaced I said in an earlier post that I didn't expect you online in a hurry. Seems I was right.

Well done for raising so much. Looking forward to press reports. Thanks for not giving the gory details, just about to get lunch

I suppose the money raised was enough to keep you volunteering for crazy challenges whilst slightly inebriated wasn't it Rich

Take care. anyone

Websailor

Yep, Webbie, I imagine Rich did a few times...

Hey, Skanky's back! He's a few pounds heavier. And the dptc bank account is 500 pounds heavier too.


I was hoping you'd be awol for a bit longer so I could do my "When Eat Scone He's Gone" joke. Oh well, next time.

Paff

I like gory details whatever meal it is. *chomp slurp* Nothing endearing about me, Rich. I was just impatient to hear a good story. Haven't yet.

*takes a slice of from Italics Tea and waits*

This will have to do for now:

http://www.thisissouthdevon.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=134844&command=displayContent&sourceNode=134828&contentPK=18255325&moduleName=InternalSearch&formname=sidebarsearch

Excellent.
PS: You're dotty

First time I've been called that!

Pleased to please. Any other pejoratives you'd like thrown at you? No charge at all.

I got called bonkers by someone, that was a first as well. How about barmy? Or zany? I've never been called either of those, and either would make me wince.

barmy has a positive denotation as well, so no good.

I'll dig into Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the candy boat in tunnel scene, and pull out a few choice words.

I'd be very grateful of that, Leo

*clears throat*
Regarding Skankyrich, folks:
He’s crazy!'....
'He’s balmy!'
'He’s nutty!'
'He’s screwy!'
'He’s batty!'
'He’s dippy!'
'He’s dotty!'
'He’s daffy!'
'He’s goofy!'
'He’s beany!'
'He’s buggy!'
'He’s wacky!'
'He’s loony!'
('No, he is not!' said Grandpa Joe.)

He's zany, weird, freaky, off his gourd, and one scone short of a cream tea.

How did that make you feel?

Rich, the cheque I sent off to the Pony place has been returned to me by the Post Office "addressee gone away"

Perhaps you could email me their current address or maybe yours so I can repost my cheque?

Will do! Thanks Annie