h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 I was just sitting here...as you do... trying to think up some Sayings. For example "Kill two birds with one stone", but i want much more deeper more meaningfull ones. I remember one of my friends came up with this one "Too many windows not enough stars" now there is good one. Help me come up with some...i'll be ya best friend

Help me please

Eulogy, that's pathetic but, seeing as I can't see a grown researcher cry....

One of my mother's favourites was "Wish in one hand and spit into the other, and see which one fills up first."

Which should give you some insight into how I came to be me. Sad, isn't it?

"If you feed a starving dog, and make him prosper, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man."
Mark Twain

NM

I like it, screwed up but Kual.

How about this one:
There's no bones in ice cream (Joel's observation, Joel Lachance of Zenon Park, Saskatchewan, Canada)
Submitted to the guide as the First Law of Icecream.

"And in those days men will seek death and will not find it; men will long to die and death will fly from them."

That's from the Bible. Book of Revelations.