h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hiya baby

hon?
where u gone?
bummer

have to go put all this lot back on...them zips are bludy nuissance

will you back soon? should i wait?

dum dum deee dum.... tap tap tap...

getting a bit chilly...i'd do jumping on the spot but i keep knocking meself out..

LOVE that view! Now keep bouncing while I get me video camera out.......

What were you saying??

(Boing Boing Boing bOing Boing.............)

you may have to fix something doc, so that i dont get these black eyes when i run.. 'boing boing boing'
see?

what's my best side then? do i need more make up?

Your best side? With the size of those, it will take a while getting round to the other side to check (But fun all the same)

I have a suggestion re the "Boinging" problem. If I stood in between them with one on each shoulder, then I may go deaf but It would give badly needed support while you ran and hopefully de-boing them enough to live a normal life..........sound fair?

"Sets up pay per phew video camera in bushes, pulls out copy of "Danish Pay Per Phew Weekly" and squats down on small 3 legged stool to await events."

Thinks: Did I say that pout loud or think it?

Panics: Feck if Aye Bee catches me in here she'll have me testicles for an unusual and conversational provoking pair of earings!

DAI!!!!

Get out of here
thought we'd 'urd the last of you


you and your pervy peeping tom tendencies...have u learned nothing from the days in the lab?

ohhhhhhhhhh thanks doc..you dont know how much that means to me.. i am beginning to wonder what on earth was i thinking when i said double zeds...


think it was the little light in your eye when you begged me to go bigger bigger BIGGER...
surely enhancements are made of lighter stuff these days...or is the 'thwack' not the same if they're not of a certain weight and consistancy..
anyways..i will struggle on in the hope that you find a solution

IB ..

Interesting point that, IB. Yes, more research needs to be done on the subject of enhancements. I did try filling a previous volunteers hoooters with Hydrogen, but she got caught in a lightning strike and she burned to the ground. Tried Helium, but due to a leaking nipple, everytime she spoke to someone all they heard was micky mouse.

I am trying to perfect inserts that act like airbags - you see someone you like, break suddenly and Voila! Double Zeds, bursting forth at the time and place of your choosing. They might take someones eye out, and you will need a new top after usage but still a stunning party piece by anyones standards!

oh yes please!!
i'll be ur guinea pig as usual doc

but please ...no more red buttons...they're just too tempting for others (remember the incident with the 'dont touch that button' on my arm in the lab?).. can you just make it work like men's 'equipment' and the mere thought or a naughty suggestiuon makes em jump up???
surely that age old method would not be too hard to emulate..there must be some workings somewhere..it goes back to the ark.. there must be willpower training as well..( and we all know that a lot of bludy willpower must have been used on that ark, else we'd all be talking sheep)

come on then
do ur damndest

aye be..saving for new 'expandable' blouses and a monstrous bottle of baby oil for the doc..