h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

INLAND REVENUE HOW RUDE!!!
he says in horror

Yes, but we will always have the summer when you come over..........!

mmmmmm....is that an invite doc??
xx

send me ur email addy mines [email protected]

No offence, but I am trying to chat to IB - not entirely sure where you came from?

ok sorry

i dont know who he is... come to think of it i dont know who u are either doc..cept for the fact that u gave me 'these!!'
for which i am eternally gratefull

i would, however be suspicious of people that call themselves 'nice guy' or say they have 'gsoh'...things like that should be decided by the rest of us...not that i dont think you're a nice guy mister what's ur face, but u know..

funny old world
i will be over in the summer.... but then we may not get a summer, same as usual, so you may never ever see me..!!

thanks that would be nice errm niceguys just a username....i,m sure ur not a wench or bog snorkler either
ps were exactly do u live ps ur email addy would be nice
cheeky grin

that's my point tho..
i am not a wench nor a bog snorkler
well i might be a bit of a wench when the humour takes me !!

if i called myself stunning blond with sexy irish accent...then i'm settin meself up for a fall u see?

you should have called your self miserable sod with lots of 'issues'
i'd be able to relate to that!! haha

i live in dublin,and i sent u an email already, from a hotmail addy. not putting it up here i'll send u one again

have a good un...and i'm only slaggin u. dont be offended..
have , and have a good day..

aaahh...yes miss 36c haha stunning blonde??
i,m not a misery (cheeky) got quite a wicked sense of humour enjoy a good laff (thats why i chat to you)
no seriously email me soon
take care luv rich xx
BIG KISS

ok..now you're laughing cos i said stunning blond..i'm mortally wounded. i knew i shouldn't have said anything..
where on earth did u get 36c bit from?
have i been on here drunk again?
oh dear

noooo...i was not taking the p!! i,m not that naughty anyway wether u was drunk or not i am glad you did not take offence
so when are you gonna email me
stunner!!
smile

I see the two of you are getting along famously, so I will leave you to it.

Have fun IB - especially with "Those"..........

no no no no NO
DONT' leave me on me own in here with him....i dont know him

never met 'im b4 in me loife


doc


hello?

doooont leeeeeeeve meeeee

oooohh u know u want me!!
hey!! i,m not a monster you know just wanna chat
uve upset me now
sad face

i'm sure u r.. stop sulking will ya
if you have a bacon buttie on ya you can be me friend for life


i'm STARVING

mmmm....sizzling bacon buttie coming up (smoked ulster bacon of course) would u like brown sauce?
hp of course!! mmmmm...cooking thats one of the things i,m good at
LICKING ONES LIPS!!

OK IB - I wont leave you to this other bloke or whatever he/it is.
Come join me on another thread, we can leave this all behind us!

IT!! excuse me...i,m chatting to her not u if she don,t wanna chat i,m sure she would say!!
wots up r u jealous!!!

Oh god, a hissy fit. I have read about those. For your info - pal - I started this thread to talk to a friend. It is YOU who have butted in if you would like to read the backlog in strong light, you will see that is the fact of the matter. Thread "Niceties" therefore dictate that if anyone should go start another thread, it is you my friend.