A Conversation for Picking People up using Trees
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Sep 8, 2001
shouldnt av started talkin bout root vegetables then 
but how is every1 here anyway?
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Sep 10, 2001
I'm alright, seeing someone about my tree phobia now as it was getting a little out of hand!
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Sep 10, 2001
u shud try joinin us in our 'bar in a tree' @ http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F57346?thread=92187&post=1303331#p1303331 its a v friendly place & shud help cure u!
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Researcher jaw25yo Posted Feb 21, 2002
Now now, I think it's getting really silly, trees can't talk or have feelings, not like us tulips. If you talk to us we can be really understanding.
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Feb 22, 2002
hey! are u an antitreeish bulb?! thats rotten that is. just because trees last longer than u, r taller than u & so live on a slower time-scale to u thats no reason 2 claim they dont have feelings! 
omy 
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Researcher jaw25yo Posted Feb 22, 2002
all of the trees i have tried to talk to don't respond to me so I thought they had no feelings but if one did talk back i may be a bit more understandin, but as a tulip, i smell better than they do anyway.
I also have great conversaions with bees too.
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Feb 23, 2002
ah yes. bees, like omylice & most other insects (bar wasps & hornets *shudder*), are great 2 talk 2! 
omy
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JoJoUK Posted Mar 24, 2002
Bottom C is a good tone, if you can get down to it... and trees like it... it sooths their frayed mitocondrea.
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JoJoUK Posted Mar 24, 2002
Oh blugga... I was replying to message 21 at the bottom of page 1... anyway, bees like it 2... it helps them get in tune for their singing lessons so that they don't get shown up by the drones
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Mar 24, 2002
mitochondria u mean? will it sooth mine as well?
omy
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JoJoUK Posted Mar 24, 2002
mitochondria eh? is that the same as hypochondria except with mites instead of syringes? (sorry, siringes) I expect a good dose of morphine would calm their jagged whatevers... and yours too no doubt, my good omylouse. But what this has got to do with picking up talking birds in trees is anyone's guess.
Anyway, I came here for sex and I haven't got any yet. What's going on?
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Mar 25, 2002
sex? none here mate. try a different type of forum!
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the_greatest_person Posted May 21, 2005
did you ever see the evil dead???
the bit where the woman gets raped by a tree was funny and erotic,
great film,
if you like badly made vidio nastys
which i do.
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- 21: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Sep 8, 2001)
- 22: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Sep 10, 2001)
- 23: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Sep 10, 2001)
- 24: Researcher jaw25yo (Feb 21, 2002)
- 25: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Feb 22, 2002)
- 26: Researcher jaw25yo (Feb 22, 2002)
- 27: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Feb 23, 2002)
- 28: JoJoUK (Mar 24, 2002)
- 29: JoJoUK (Mar 24, 2002)
- 30: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Mar 24, 2002)
- 31: JoJoUK (Mar 24, 2002)
- 32: the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" (Mar 25, 2002)
- 33: Decaf Silicon (Feb 11, 2003)
- 34: the_greatest_person (May 21, 2005)
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