h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hmmm interesting. EC collapses, throws up then gets ok. Blmg starts flying. And Anole seems to be normal....hmm interesting that.

*scribbles a note in her notebook*

*the ropes tying Anole down snap*

interesting...Anole has grown larger....

*scribbles hastily in notebook*

*exhales*
You know those bindings were too tight.

oh.

*crosses out a whole load of text from notebook*

*stretchs and relaxs in the chair*

*inserts tranq dart into Anole's pupil* There we go. Now he has to undergo the same spooty stuff as the rest of us.

uh...yes that could be it. I forgot to give him some of that gunky stuff . Silly me!

Would you like me to stick more needles into his eye? I'd be happy to do it.

go on

Well, his stupid dragon scale armor stops anything short of armor piercing bullets but I think we could put his hand in a cup of warm water. Then we can laugh at his inevitable accident.

*falls out of the chair and starts twitching*