h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*shakes head* Why am I tied to a chair?

er.. no reason!

Lovely. In that case, who wants to untie me?

*meanwhile in the EA Tearoom Blmg is wandering around by himself looking for somthing to eat...*

"ohhh, I'm soo hungry, wait whats this..."

*Picks up a card* *trys to bite it*

"Gaah!! that tastes horible!! Wait a minute there is words here..."

*the card says (buy some number of improbibility)
'ONE FREE SUMMONS OF BOCAJ CLAW'*

"I wonder if He Knows where is some food?"

*Quickly with the masterfull speed of someone that is Extreamly Hungry, Blmg Summons Bocaj Claw to 'The Evil Tearoom'*

BLARG!? *vanishes*

* enters the HQ carrying a ceramic pot containing a small furry thingy*

Who put in the pot? This place is summoning proof...

BLMG...Wait til I get my hands on you...

Now im going to have to experiment on Anole!

Queen - do you have a spell to call back the evil claw?

He´s here in the pot

* hands kitush the ceramic pot*

I can´t recall any spell to call him back. Maybe it´s just to turn the pot upside down and shake him out?

*Balloon decoy deflates*

Never mind. I'll seek him out myself. And I'll drag Blmg back here too.

*walks in*

Hi Guys, whats in this room?

*Is standing infrount of sign "DragonHouse Inquisition HQ"*

*grabs Blmg*

Now why dont you sit down in this chair *pushes blmg into the chair*

And well...are you hungry?

*gets up from his twitching*
Use the rack!!
*falls down and continues to twitch*

*Nuh na na na nuh KLEPTO KAT!*

*empties Anole's pockets of worldy possessions, credit cards, and lint*

AWAY!

* suddenly discovers she has dingling between her right thumb and index claws*

Why such a hurry, kittycat?

Oh, I'm fleeing for my life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. Also, I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be! And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me! Theres a lot of flag burner who have too much freedom! And we're hoping to make it legal for policeman to beat 'em!

Oh. You're still holding on. Anole usually starts bleeding from the ears and twitching by the second line. ... This is awkward.

Well...that would explain why Anole is twitching whilst unconscious. Would also explain the blood coming from his ears

No, he always does this on wibble day.