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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Sep 14, 2004
Indeed. And so will everyone after The Crusade.
The mighty llama crusade that will bring fire, destruction and hard biscuits down upon our foes. The shall feel the flames of purification and the tough crunchy truth of the Llama-way.
Welcome, Acolyte. *bangs gong*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Sep 17, 2004
nobody told me either!
How wude.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 20, 2004
Yeah, what crusade!
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Sep 20, 2004
_I_ don't know. What the hell are you asking me for?!
If you want to have a crusade you COULD just ask you know, instead of namby-pambying around making out it's somehow my idea!!
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recklessnes Posted Sep 21, 2004
mmmm, okay, so can we start _A_ crusade now? 
against, say.... the Dutch reformed church or something 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 21, 2004
Weren't we gonna sue them? Let's go on a crusade to Destroy trance music?
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recklessnes Posted Sep 21, 2004
mmm, i think we would have a more noble cause destroying all hardstyle music.
Those softie trance-poofters (in case this is read by any actual trancies, nobody take actual offence plz) can't even hold a long french bread.
Let alone any weapon.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 21, 2004
Mob mentality: the IQ of the lowest member divided by the number of people in the mob.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Sep 21, 2004
you need to update the website 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 22, 2004
Duh. I know. The 7 Powers are:
Sarcasm, Suffering, Recklessness and Insanity(the 4 founding members)
Silence(a friend of Sarcasm and Suffering), Fear(Sarcasm's girlfriend) and Indifference(my girlfriend)
Update as soon as I can manage it.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 13, 2004
Who says 'duh I know'?
Ralph says 'duh I know'.
I said a who says 'duh I know'?
I said a Ralph says 'duh I know'.
Duh d duh d duhduhduh
Ralph knows, werekitty, Ralph knows.
{base} boom boom b'boom boom boom
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 15, 2004
What's goin on?
My head just turned into a keyboa....
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recklessnes Posted Oct 17, 2004
Ey steve!
* a wheelchair rolls up at me and says
"I'll get you 'ey steve, if it's the last thing I dooooooooooooooooo"
*
*runs off, followed by the wheelchair*
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