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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 25, 2004
They're coming to take me away, haha!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 3, 2004
If they tell you that I've lost my mind, baby it's not gone, just a little hard to find!
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 3, 2004
*thinks about the concept of a sane Ralph*
*shudders*
*goes off to find the llama's mind and destroy it*
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recklessnes Posted Nov 4, 2004
good luck finding that.
It's more illusive than the holy grail.
And it's probably gonna be a lot like the monty python version.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 5, 2004
Yeah. In T.H. White's they actually find the f*cker.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 7, 2004
The mind of the llama.
hang on a minute....
*realises she's sitting on something squishy*
hmmm
*pulls out the squishy something*
Looks like a mind to me. But could it be the llamas?
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recklessnes Posted Nov 8, 2004
mmm.
*Closely investigates squishy thing.*
looks like a hairball.
not a llama mind.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2004
Is there a difference?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2004
It's been found!!!!! Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 8, 2004
*Four horse men burst through the wall, flames flickering around the mouths and hooves of their mounts*
Hey D!
*werekitty waves and the skelleton rider with the scythe waves back but says in a whiny voice*
"What have I told you? Not while I'm working! God you're going to embarass me infront of the others!"
The riders of the red, white and black horses turn to Death and snigger at him.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2004
*gasp* You forgot the capitals!!!
*Insanity mounts his horse of steel, straps on his trusty bracer and spikes, puts on his sunglasses, and shoes of the Riders*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 8, 2004
*they shuffle out grumbling*
Hey, Ralph. That was like their one time to shine and you just took it away from them!
You're just.. just... you're just mean!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2004
I'll have you know that the Powers of Testicles are sueing the Riders because of their monopoly on the end-of-time business.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 8, 2004
You're right actually. That is illegal. They'll have to split into a smaller corporation.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2004
Or make way for the competition.
Us.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 8, 2004
The powers of testicles?
What would be your mode of transport?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2004
Testicycles.
Or the Methadon't van.
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- 21: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 25, 2004)
- 22: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 2, 2004)
- 23: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 3, 2004)
- 24: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 3, 2004)
- 25: recklessnes (Nov 4, 2004)
- 26: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 5, 2004)
- 27: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 7, 2004)
- 28: recklessnes (Nov 8, 2004)
- 29: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 8, 2004)
- 30: recklessnes (Nov 8, 2004)
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- 33: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 8, 2004)
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