h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i did two posts......

Oooo! Ooooo! Pick me! Pick me! I want to be....um......er......ah....um....oh wait I already said that......ya........up......hmmmm....yes thank you....oh wait shut up a second and let me think Jenny!.......no don't write that!

Jenny- "Well then type for yeself ye bloomin' idiot!"

Back to Halogasted - Can I be 'The Delusional Pirate Who Thinks She's a RoCkStaR?' (if so, please spell RoCkStaR like that )

you dont have earings so you cant talk to me that way!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm...I like pirates so when I found this I'm like woo hoo and a half matey! I am actually a pirate myself, me and my mates write this big run on story thing and we are . The real around here is my mate Savvy. But she's already joined so.....can I? pwease?

If I can I'll be the Mysterious Beautiful Lady-Pirate Who Intrigues All the Boy Pirates (and some of the other lady-pirates)

Ok, I'm huuuuuuugely confused now.

Right, Jenny is already joined.

I take it that someone called strangemyname wants to join - ok, good stuff, welcome aboard shipmate.

Now then, who else wants to join who isn't already a member? Form an orderly queue, please...

And Jenny - I've noticed your thread, I just haven't got around to adding it to the links yet. I will soon though, promise. Same goes for adding strangmyname to the front page list.

Ok thanks! Also wanting to join are two imbeciles. TuRbOaZzA and Halogasted. Their posts are up ther somewhere. Halogasted wants to be 'Delsuioned who thinks she's a RoCkStaR. TuRbOaZzA wants to be 'Beautiful, Mysterious Lady- Who Intrigues All The Boy (and some of the girl )'

Ok, nevermind Halogasted then she's already done.

Alright, cheers. They'll be up on the front page pronto.

Hey Beck, and all

I've noticed your ship doesn't have an Engineer, so I'd like to become a member, to operate the engine room.

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Sail?

Pfft.

Engineer, dammit!
Ship's Engineer!

Drat. Then again, since it's 1:30 in the morning, I didn't notice CMM.
Disregard.

Well, I guess I'll be the Engineer's mate.

*sigh*
Just like last time. Always just too late...

You can be the lieutenant's mate...

Already am...

Besides, my place is below the waterline.
I ain't no topsider.

Although... do we need a crossbowman for if we come across any albatross?

I'll put you down as both, just in case you feel like moonlighting.

I want to Join I'll be Josh master of dissapereing and reapering all the while casting ... long ok y person who diddaperes and re pops up