h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here is where you can apply to be a member of the crew. Pick any position you want. Since I'm the Captain you can ask me anything you want, I'm a lot more laid back than most people. One day I might introduce merit points, you know, to shows whose been y and stuff. That'd be instead of promotion.

Oh, you don't have to be a crew member to look around, but we might turf you off if you freeload too long. And you won't get any food anyway.

Just because I like to sign up for stuff...

Can I be the guy who wears the black face mask and pushes people off of the gangplank? I've always wanted to do that.

OK.

But a title? Cos that's kind of long.

Umm...Supreme Executive Executioner? Maybe something like that?

It shall be done.

Are you making your own cabin or staying in the officer's quarters?

I'll hang out in the Officer's Quarters. I feel I don't really deserve my own cabin. Oh well.

You are fully entitled to your own cabin, mate. Plus then you can decorate it how you want.

Oh, okay. Fine. Shall I just start a new conversation then? what to call it?

Something like 'Shagrath's Cabin' would be good.

I'll go with "Executioner's cabin".

May I sign up please?

I get so confused, I think on board a ship with only the sea surrounding me, might help cure this confusion!

Can I be an officer? "Splice the mainbrace" and "Take that man to the Foc'sall" and all that!

what shall I put your nickname as on the crew list?

I would suggest my nickname be:- Confusion

Because I create it wherever I go

Could I be a parrot?

I know it sounds weird but I cant think of anything

Of course you can my darling child. What colour are you?

I'll be red and black. Being part of the red and black army does that to ya

Trot off and make yer cabin then so we know where you are, and then you can explore the rest of the ship.

Already done hunni

Hello all
I SuperMoo wish to join as the Ship Keeper of The BBQ Sauce
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