h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This dwelling has been moved a couple of times depending on where I was at the time. Anyway it is now here and you are welcome to visit.

As you walk up to the entrance to the cave you see a sign saying:

The Cave - Beware of the Leopard

But what awaits within??

Black Leopard

...
*SuperMoo takes a sign and hammers it into the ground facing the opening of the cave*
*the sign says: "The Outside - BEWARE of the COW, BE VERY AWARE!"*

*takes sign and hits supermoo over the head*

...*starts foaming at the mouth...which means only one thing...he's about to sing something...or he's rabid...I've yet to figure that out...*

When the men come home
Six o'clock noon
Say somebody been shot,
Somebody's been abused
Somebody blew up a building
Somebody stole a car
Somebody got away
Somebody didn't get too far
Yea, they didn't get too far

Grandpappy told my pappy
"Back in my day, son,
A man had to answer for the
Wicked that he'd done.
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree
'Round up all of 'em badboys
Hang 'em high in the street
For all the people to see"

That justice is the one thing
You should always find
You gotta saddle up your boys
You gotta draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles
We'll sing a victory tune
And then we'll all meet back
At the local saloon

We'll raise up our glasses
Against evil forces, singing
Wiskey for my men,
Beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters
Doing dirty deeds
Too much corruption
And crime in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law
Put a few more in the ground
Send them all to their maker
And He'll set em on down
You can bet He'll set em down

'Cause justice is the one thing
You should always find
You gotta saddle up your boys
You gotta draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles
We'll sing a victory tune
And then we'll all meet back
At the local saloon

And We'll raise up our glasses
Against evil forces, singing
Wiskey for my men,
Beer for my horses

You know justice is the one thing
You should always find
You gotta saddle up your boys
You gotta draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles
We'll sing a victory tune
And then we'll all meet back
At the local saloon

And We'll raise up our glasses
Against evil forces, singing
Wiskey for my men,
Beer for my horses
Singin' whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses

*hides in cave*

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you're here too!?

*stays in cave*

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*throws object out of the cave...sound of bomb killing angussporran*

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yea ok.

lemonade sounds good but it looks rather...milky..

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...right...

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*Crashes into cave and offers Black Lepard and a with a *

HI GUYS!

*drinks some lemonade and puts a fiver on the table*

mmm...that's good stuff

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*does nothing to zaphob but kicks angussporran harder in the groin and then throows him out*

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*Does a groovy Matrix dodge, moves fiver from poratable table to leomonade stand*

Hey cool it man!

*Offers Black leopard and with a again*

*Throws sevaral s at Angussporran*

Take that you ing

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