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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 21, 2005
RANDOM CARNAGE! Hmm... if i kill godben i'll get his powers over ducks, eunuchs, doors, and cardealerships. But if i kill Paul I'll get his Pun-cturing power of pun-ishing puns. ... 
... Choices...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 21, 2005
If you wait, you will be killing time. 
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Jay Posted May 21, 2005
WHO DECAPITATED MY MILKMAN?!?
Poor dear sweet...ah...don't know your name milkman...
*grabs a shovel with one hand while dragging milkman with other* To the garden with you dear...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 21, 2005
There was a very funny skit on Monty Python about a woman who lured milkmen into her house, and kept them captive in her attic or cellar. 
She had quite a collection. 
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Rune_Spirit Posted May 21, 2005
ok, I know I'm going to regret asking this but what did she do with them all?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 21, 2005
Just locked them in a room.
Now then... I killed Time! I get his powers! Chronos, Master of All Time is dead! Long live Chronos!
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Jay Posted May 21, 2005
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That's no fun...
Oh, and good for you EC, with the power and all...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 21, 2005
Rewind.
Lla dna rewop eht htiw, CE uoy rof doog dna, ho.
Play.
Oh, and good for you EC, with the power and all.
Wee! I'm like a remote but with batteries not included!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 21, 2005
Hey! Who died and made you in control of time also?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 21, 2005
... Control over time has nothing to do with recording and soap operas. Besides you were slow-did. You should have said:
"G..r..r r..e..c..o..r.. (ect.)" you get the idea.
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Jay Posted May 21, 2005
*fast forward*
*knocks EC in the head*
*smiles politely*
*EC suddenly has a headache, but he doesn't know why*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 21, 2005
Actually slowmo plus fast forward equals normal speed 
*goes back in time and takes an aspirin*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 21, 2005
Just give me some peace and quiet! 
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Doctor08 Posted May 21, 2005
You'er talking about Time, and nobody bothers to tell me. 
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- 13961: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 21, 2005)
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- 13964: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 21, 2005)
- 13965: Rune_Spirit (May 21, 2005)
- 13966: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 21, 2005)
- 13967: Jay (May 21, 2005)
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- 13977: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (May 21, 2005)
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