h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to "The New MotMV Tearoom". This is an all round entertainment room that just happens to be called the tearoom. We do serve , but we also serve , , , , , , , and as well as any of the food shown on the food smilie page. We also have karaoke!

We serve friend and foe alike here, so sit back, relax and have a drink.

I miss the old tea room, this one's nice, but it's just not the same *snif*

*comes in with the prepared earlier*

Oh, good.

*looks around*

Nice... looks better than the old place, actually. I like that picture over there *pointing*, where'd you get it from?

The old room, it was behind the curtains.

Thanks for the .

No problem.

What do ye think of the new base?

yeah, can you do me a while i set up the Kareoke?

Well, I'm running down the road
tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on
my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine

Take it eeeeeeeeeeeasy . . .

Yeah, sure.

There you go.



You were born in Spain
But I was born too late
Blame it on a simple twist of fate...

Anyway, do you think that there's anything I can do to the main page to make it better?

I don't know... I never thought it was very pretty, but for an evil army that plans to take over the world and all that it's quite good.

If you feel like redecorating, I say knock yourself out.

Perhaps something in black?

oOoOoOhHh i'm impressed Ben

Nice handiwork in here, good strategic placement of the tractor, nice cacti... A lampost?!!!!!

I've always wanted to sit next to a lampost!!!!

all very nicely done i say.......infact, its too nice, it needs something.......

A trampoline!!!!
Wooooooooooo! Look at me!!

yes! perfect! we can bounce off and smash things!.........i mean we can bounce around and have fun

Yup! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Ouch. What was that?

a tea pot i think

I don't feel as if I know you
You take up all my time
The days are long and the night will throw you away
Coz the sun don't shine
Nobody ever mentions the weather can make or break your day
Nobody ever seems to remember life is a game we play

............


*humms quietly*