h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its not as bad as some other threads where i'm constantly being threatened to be put in handcuffs.

Don't worry, Jack's not around.

does that mean we can discuss whatever we want without the fear of offending him? damn, i like offending people. it is one of my raisons d'etre

Feel free to offend me. You'll know when you went to far because i'll be hitting you with a 2X4.

You can't offend our exalted Leader!! he is

I don't hes zen(noun) because hes not a philosophy or a way of life. He very well may be zen (adjective) though.

Lil, Jack isn't here, and he doesn't read blog, so you can say what you want about him.



I personally think that he's a great leader with the determination to lead this society into the 52nd century.

Well at least he has far reaching if not realistic goals.

thats th way to do it, though! always look above your own head, because any minute now a seagull may decide to poo on you.

Oh, great. I'm paranoid enough without haveing to look and see if a seagull is flying overhead.

believe me, if you lived where i live, you would understand that the threat of seagull strike is ever-present (and very very messy)

Ah to have a plasma cannon strapped to my arm like samus aran does.

the seagulls would avoid it. unless you were eating something, then they would swoop to point-blank range and you could vaporize them.

*Re-writes the program to shoot any sea-gulls that come near the base.*

I'm referring to the part in Metroid Prime 1 where you could shoot at birds flying overhead with a power beam and they'd explode in a shower of feathers (overkill much? Yes.)

Good plan, GodBen, I think you just averted a disaster.

Yes, I just washed my car.

well in that case you should really be on seagull watch. nothing they like better than a newly-washed car.

Oh. That was your car? I thought it wasn't so i didn't do horrible things to it.

tut tut. 11th commandment: thou shalt not do horrible things to GodBen's car, for his vengeance will be awesome and terrible.