h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NAME: cigardener
SERIAL NUMBER: 1379865
DESIRED RANK: Warrant Officer
ARMY YOU COMMAND: Some Old(er than me) ladies that I work with and a largish cat that I now regret having de-clawed.
Special Weapons or Abilities: Just the normal ones

we can supply you with prostetic claws.

andit's the one on the left ya gotta worry about...

Hello Cigardener


Seems peeps are busy tonight.. but if you could click on the MotMV tearoom above, it will take you into an area that might be more active than here..

Godben and Jack will welcome you properly tomorrow..


lil xx

Welcome cigardener! You know, Sir Cigargener has a nice ring to it...

you say there's a tearoom?

andit's the one on the left ya gotta worry about...

Yep.. look at the list at the top of the page

Hello and welcome cigardener. I'm GodBen, and I've added you to the list.

Our leader Jack will be by shortly to give you the official welcome, so I'd run away to the tearoom as quickly as you can.

Eh whoops

*puts on welcoming suit and tidies hair*

WELCOME all newbies to this EXCITING society of mystery and mayhem!

I'm supreme commander in cheif type dude, and THIS fantastical place is known fondly as the MOTMV!

GodBen, our page editor, will have added you to the list of members on the main page and Allies page

Feel free to explore the base, the tearoom and room of plotting are popular - as is our latest venture Haikeebas Lounge. A small war against the Vogons is currently happening, and since the Vogons are too cowardly to fight back I think we can decide we've won the next bit of the multi-verse has been taken. Choose what you want, take aim and charge!

TTFN

Supreme commander Jack

hi all

Hello Excelsior

Still here?

Why don't you go to the tearoom?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

sorry, compulsive laugher.

Compulsory lager! Where?

Oh. I see.

? What?

Hey, if there was compulsory lager, I'd be laughing a lot more!

I'm sorry. I didn't think to check on this thread. Everyone was here and now are gone. I feel a little stupid. Thanks for the warm welcome. About the cat: He doesn't really need claws as his main speciality is psychological warefare. What we do is sneak up to the enemy perimeter all subtle-like and slip him inside the fence. They take him in and he plays nice for a while. After a while, when their guard is down, they will be trying to plan an attack or pay some bills or do a craft project or whatever and have all the materials spread on the table or desk and he will jump on them and spread out on top of the stuff making it impossible to get anything done. Morale will plummet.

hi chuffed keeps on telling me to get on here and start talkin to people but i just don't no what to talk about!!!! what can you do around here??? got to dash
love batesy xxx

Batesy just go here.. and scroll down to the enrolment box..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A2334007

lil xx

NAME: AFGNCAAP
SERIAL NUMBER: U1284518
DESIRED RANK: cheif of levitating mattress travel plans
ARMY YOU COMMAND: a few dumb mattresses, me, granbull if he's feeling suicidal and a cheesy grin.
Special Weapons or Abilities: levitation, can summon and tame wild mattresses, power to be unbeleivably cool

Hello and welcome AFGNCAAP. I'm GodBen, and I've added you to the list.

Our leader Jack will give you the official greeting at a later date. Until then, feel free to wander around the base. The room of general plotting, Haikeebas Lounge and the New MotMV Tearoom are the most popular (the teroom just celebrated its 10,000th post!). All these rooms can be found using the links above.