h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*lays out platter of sausage rolls*

RIGHT! Find General Evil and his resort. We shall assemble our forces and conquer...er, General Evil's army of...evil people.

*sighs* *sits down and munches a sausage roll*

That sounds like a good plan

These sausage rolls are quite good! especially with raisin sauce poured over them. The cole slaw's not bad either.

Well, then let's have a celebratory feast! We shall celebrate the fact that we have a mission.

Let's have more food! More drink! More semi-clad dancers of both genders frolicking for our entertainment!

Semi-clad???


*dives under her Matt*

Fear not, Lil. Not hermaphrodites, but people of only *one* gender at a time. This is not a circus sideshow. At least, I don't think it is.

I think I'll say under me Matt until it's same to come out again

That's fine with me, Lil. I just don't want you to be uncomfortable lying on that hard floor.

Oh.. I'm quite comfy under here. I have lots of cushions and and other things

Cushions are always a nice alternative to hard floors. Plus, it's a rare rug that has underneath it.

Yes, it is


I also have a refridgerator under here somewhere... for those long summer days (when we get one)

What the... Surely you're not afraid of...

Sod it. Right. Screw the dancers. They're not my cup of tea anyway.

Shall we sing vulgar songs instead?

Vulgar songs? Tom Lehrer had a good one called "I hold your hand in mine."

"The night you died, I cut it off,
I really don't know why,
For every time I kiss it,
I get bloodstains on my tie...."