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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Started conversation Jun 19, 2013
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A Woman was asked.
"When you are a ripe old age, what would you prefer to get
Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"
This wise lady answered. "Definitely Parkinsons.
Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I put the bottle."
A very wise woman, indeed!!
*hic*
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Jun 19, 2013
My choir holds its committee meetings in a hospital, because they let us rent their board room for a good rate. At the last meeting, we were interrupted by two old ladies wandering in. They appeared rather confused, and eventually we figured out that they were looking for the "Alzheimers Café".
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 19, 2013
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Smudger879n Posted Jun 19, 2013
I phoned the police and then I ordered a pizza........................ guess who knocked at the door first?
A Jehovah's witness
Smudger.
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Vestboy Posted Jun 27, 2013
A man went to the doctor and the doctor said, "I have two pieces of bad news for you. The first is that you have developed incontinence."
"Oh dear," said the man.
"The other thing is that you are developing Alzheimer's."
"That's not so bad! You could have been telling me that I'm becoming incontinent!"
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 27, 2013
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Jun 27, 2013
I've just been watching a game of tennis. Have you noticed that every time the ball hits the net a young lad runs on and steals it? They must see him crouching there by the high chair. Why doesn't some-one stop him? It must cost a fortune in tennis balls.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 27, 2013
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Jun 27, 2013
tennis with tomatoes and pies/flans would be a very messy sport indeed
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Jun 27, 2013
Those young boys are called ball boys, and they are in fact minors. When officials tried to catch one of them stealing the ball, he whipped out his minor's shovel, dug a tunnel and disappeared.
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