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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


... and I just had to share it!! smiley - tongueout



A Woman was asked.

"When you are a ripe old age, what would you prefer to get

Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"



This wise lady answered. "Definitely Parkinsons.

Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I put the bottle."




A very wise woman, indeed!! smiley - biggrin



smiley - divasmiley - bubbly *hic*


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Gnomon - time to move on

My choir holds its committee meetings in a hospital, because they let us rent their board room for a good rate. At the last meeting, we were interrupted by two old ladies wandering in. They appeared rather confused, and eventually we figured out that they were looking for the "Alzheimers Café".

smiley - smiley


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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


*giggles*


I wasn't one of them, was I? smiley - erm


smiley - divasmiley - bubbly *hic*


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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Our Alzheimer Society had to call for an extraordinary general meeting

Yeah, you guessed it smiley - groan

smiley - pirate


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Smudger879n

I phoned the police and then I ordered a pizza........................ guess who knocked at the door first?












A Jehovah's witnesssmiley - winkeye


smiley - cheersSmudger.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I sent it ? when ? smiley - whistle


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Reality Manipulator

Thanks Lil for sharing the smiley - coolsmiley - ok quote.smiley - smiley


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MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK

smiley - rofl


smiley - cheers


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Vestboy

A man went to the doctor and the doctor said, "I have two pieces of bad news for you. The first is that you have developed incontinence."
"Oh dear," said the man.
"The other thing is that you are developing Alzheimer's."
"That's not so bad! You could have been telling me that I'm becoming incontinent!"


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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


*giggles*

Welcome home, Vestboy smiley - hug


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I asked my doctor for a second opinion, he said your still stupidsmiley - erm


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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I asked my smiley - doctor what my liver count was

- It's normal. You still only have one

smiley - pirate


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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

I've just been watching a game of tennis. Have you noticed that every time the ball hits the net a young lad runs on and steals it? They must see him crouching there by the high chair. Why doesn't some-one stop him? It must cost a fortune in tennis balls.


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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - tennisballsmiley - tomatosmiley - tennisballsmiley - flansmiley - tennisball

smiley - pirate


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Icy North

smiley - nursmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - rocket


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Nosebagbadger {Ace}

tennis with tomatoes and pies/flans would be a very messy sport indeed


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Gnomon - time to move on

Those young boys are called ball boys, and they are in fact minors. When officials tried to catch one of them stealing the ball, he whipped out his minor's shovel, dug a tunnel and disappeared.


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Icy North

New balls, please?


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Nosebagbadger {Ace}

Sorry, you have to finish with the one's you started with smiley - winkeyesmiley - snork


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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

But they are so worn out there's not a hair left on them smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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